I know. I know. But it’s never been so flagrant.
A pal asked me to grab tickets for Oh, Mary! You know, that hilarious sketch that lasts 80 minutes and should never have left off-Broadway.
Specifically, Friday, 11/22.
Telecharge shows four seats on the center aisle, Orchestra Right, Row H. There are only seven seats in that particular row. A scandalous $355.
StubHub shows there are 1-4 seats available in Row H. $487 (before StubHub fees).
Which means Telecharge is hoping to sell the same seats, already wildly overpriced, for an additional $132.
I know all about capitalism, supply & demand, and the free market. But this is nuts, no? Certainly, this isn’t news. This happens all the time and everywhere. But this is pretty nuts, no? I don’t know why I’m particularly shocked (maybe that the play is really a very, very good, extended sketch that only runs 80 minutes and is ALREADY stupid in regards to what it’s charging as it is. Or maybe that is just so flagrant an example of corporate greed.)
And I’m not even sure why I’m bringing it up. We all know it happens. Heck, I’ve sold tickets on StubHub for more than I paid. But Telecharge? Just seems sleepy. Yeah, yeah — it’s show BUSINESS. But I figured I’d grouse with fellow theatre lovers.
“I attended Gypsy last night with several family members that are staying at the same hotel . I walked them to the elevators and as I was leaving, Audra came in fast and this disgusting, huge, ogre of a man came blasting through the revolving door, nearly falling. He got extremely close to her, shoved a playbill in her face and said "I came alllll the way from Houston so you OWE me an autograph sister". Four security guards from the hotel staff immediately swarmed him until the cops arrived. It was horrifying and women have experienced this kind of illegal, terrifying behavior forever.
If you were followed back to where you were staying in the city OP, pretty sure you wouldn't call it "foolery" because it's not. It's felony stalking. Do better.
And I will NEVER be quiet regarding women's safety (especially by loser men in this thread) as this has happened to me and millions of other women as well. Enough..”
—-Sutton Ross, 8/16/25
“Pretty incredible coincidence that the night before this post was made, Sutton was allegedly not only at Gypsy, but ended up at the same hotel, managed to witness an incident that perfectly aligns with the topic at hand, stayed long enough to see how it resolved despite being with family members, and it wasn’t even the first thing she replied to this thread with- she only brought it up after she had been challenged by multiple members. ” — Kad, 8/16/25
Updated On: 11/14/24 at 10:04 AM