"Welcome to Manderley, I'm sure you'll be very happy here." Uh...actually welcome to this board. You caught the community in a good mood. They seemed to be nice today. However, from time to time, there are a few gremlins ready to pounce at any perceived infraction. But I'm sure you know that already. Again, welcome and have fun. from RC in Austin, Texas (in NYC from June 7-10, 2013)
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)