I was in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at a community theatre, and I played the brother Zebulun (yes, I am a girl). I had, like, six layers of makeup on my face each night (base, bronzer, and a lot of other really weird stuff) - plus the silver-grey stuff that they patted on me to give me a five o'clock shadow.
Now, those of you familiar with Joseph know of the dance from hell (also known as the Megamix) at the end. Everyone who could dance was in it, and that was most of the cast except the children. All of the main character bows lasted about one second. The brothers lined up, and we got our own second in the spotlight, and then we ran like hell offstage to change out of our costumes and makeup and into the Megamix costumes (which were white pants, white shirts, and a colorful vest/shirt). The chorus of kids stalled for a minute or two by taking an awfully long time with their bows.
So! I ran to the wives' dressing room (right, like I would get changed in front of the rest of the brothers) and, since they were already in their Megamix costumes, they would strip me and attack my face with baby wipes and baby oil. Actually, that started on the second or third night, when they watched me trying to do it all by myself and failing miserably. We went back out onto the stage in arranged lines for the Megamix, and I was always the last person, running into the wings, pulling my white shoes on. It was a nightmare.
I talk too much. *sigh*
ETA: And the worst part about being a girl and playing a brother - after the show, when we went out to greet the audience, no one knew who I was! So I started wearing the little...thing that I had on my head as a brother when I went out.
Updated On: 12/30/04 at 03:08 PM