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Worst song ever written for a musical
Worst song ever written for a musical#25
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:44pm
Can Sondheim please write a song to replace "Little Lamb?" It brings the whole Gypsy score down from a 5/5 to a 4/5 for me. It really hurts the show.
"Donkey Pot Pie" from Shrek is still an abomination.
I think Ordinary Days has a terrible score. It thinks that it's the cleverest show ever written, but it's just horrible. Honestly, the dullest music and lyrics ever written for the theatre.
"My Nose Ain't Broken" seriously is the worst musical theatre song ever written and the scene before it is the worst scene that I've ever seen in a musical. HE SINGS THE SONG TO HIS TURTLES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Worst song ever written for a musical#26
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:47pm
"My Nose Ain't Broken" never really bothered me. It's character specific and completely appropriate for Rocky to sing a song like that, almost as if it's some kind of ridiculous mantra he repeats to himself over and over. It's in the same class as "Paris Makes Me Horny" from Victor/Victoria which should probably be on this list too, but again it doesn't bother me because it's intentionally ludicrous as if Norma is making up the lyrics to the song on the spot, and we all know she's not very poetic.
Worst song ever written for a musical#27
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:51pm
I never knew people hated "Little Lamb"! I always found it... inoffensive. And always liked, "I wonder how old I am."
Worst song ever written for a musical#28
Posted: 5/29/16 at 1:13pm
NO GARLIC TONIGHT (The Athenian Touch)
LOVE EYES (Whoop-Up)
Worst song ever written for a musical#29
Posted: 5/29/16 at 1:27pm
E. riley I wonder if we saw the same community BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE haha.
I had forgotten about "Broads Ain't People," that actually may be my true pick.
Worst song ever written for a musical#30
Posted: 5/29/16 at 2:49pm
I love Little Lamb! I think it's a perfect quiet moment for that scene.
Paris Makes Me Horney is kind of the worst but it's justification as being in character makes sense.
i think one of the worst songs written for the stage is maybe Out of the Sun from Honeymoon in Vegas. I found it offensive and I don't find many things offensive.
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Worst song ever written for a musical#31
Posted: 5/29/16 at 3:12pm
This thread is a fun read merely for people's responses and thoughts! Funny enough I actually LIKE half of them, Over the Moon from Rent is actually my favorite song from it! I know I'm crazy, but it was the first song I ever heard from it, so there's some bias there.
Worst song ever written for a musical#32
Posted: 5/29/16 at 7:25pm
icecreambenjamin said: "Can Sondheim please write a song to replace "Little Lamb?"
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I believe that he was planning on replacing the song in the the revival after next, in 2021.
Worst song ever written for a musical#33
Posted: 5/29/16 at 7:30pm
A Winter's Ball from "Hamilton" - talk about filler.
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Worst song ever written for a musical#34
Posted: 5/29/16 at 7:32pm
CindersGolightly said: "A Winter's Ball from "Hamilton" - talk about filler."
It's a transition song and actually sets the upcoming scene pretty well on stage.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/31/15
Worst song ever written for a musical#35
Posted: 5/29/16 at 7:46pm
Also far from the worst transition song, if we were gonna choose that I'd go for Schuyler Defeated although I'm mostly just mad because the workshop version was so much better.
Gonna choose some from musicals I like:
Rent - Over the Moon
Next to Normal - It's Gonna Be Good
Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812 - The Private and Intimate Life of the House
Worst song ever written for a musical#36
Posted: 5/29/16 at 7:48pm
I'm aware. It's a waste of 1:10, and the worst song Lin has ever written, in my opinion. I don't think it sets up the scene well, honestly. It's such an out of character moment for Alex and Aaron, and they even place a false fact in there, followed by 'that's true' which makes, truly, no sense. This is just my opinion though!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/31/15
Worst song ever written for a musical#37
Posted: 5/29/16 at 7:51pm
CindersGolightly said: "I'm aware. It's a waste of 1:10, and the worst song Lin has ever written, in my opinion. I don't think it sets up the scene well, honestly. It's such an out of character moment for Alex and Aaron, and they even place a false fact in there, followed by 'that's true' which makes, truly, no sense. This is just my opinion though!!"
I would hardly say out of character, they were both known to be very successful with women and enjoyed the attention. Lin has explained the 'that's true' as Hamilton would want people to think that it is true even if it wasn't as it is a compliment to his success with women.
Worst song ever written for a musical#38
Posted: 5/29/16 at 8:03pm
Lin just loves to explain the inaccuracies and mistakes in his musical, doesn't he? Anyway.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/31/15
Worst song ever written for a musical#39
Posted: 5/29/16 at 8:09pm
Well even Ron Chernow made mistakes in his Hamilton biography. It is not exactly easy to write something 100% historically accurate about a person that lived 200 years ago, especially when there's conflicting sources, but yes anyway.
Updated On: 5/29/16 at 08:09 PMWorst song ever written for a musical#40
Posted: 5/29/16 at 8:20pm
Wait, I thought Martha Washington really did have a cat she called Hamilton. I think Winter's Ball is a great transition.
also obviously the worst song Lin-Manuel Miranda has written is Inutil.
Worst song ever written for a musical#41
Posted: 5/29/16 at 8:31pm
gypsy101 said: "also obviously the worst song Lin-Manuel Miranda has written is Inutil.
" YOU MUST BE JOKING.
Worst song ever written for a musical#42
Posted: 5/29/16 at 8:33pm
nope, I'm not. it's either that or Cross the Line from Bring it On.
Worst song ever written for a musical#43
Posted: 5/29/16 at 8:41pm
gypsy101 said: "nope, I'm not. it's either that or Cross the Line from Bring it On.
" Inutil is one of my favorite songs from In The Heights. I don't know Bring It On, but I've heard it isn't nearly as good as ITH or Hamilton.
On another note, I feel the song "In Summer" from Frozen is terrible. I also can't stand "You're Timeless to Me" from Hairspray.
Worst song ever written for a musical#44
Posted: 5/29/16 at 8:58pm
Me and my sisters used to talk about how much of skipper "Inutil" was but I've grown to really embrace the sentiments. "In Summer" and "You're Timeless to Me" are two that I have also never found as endearing as others do.
Speaking of N2N. "Costco."
Worst song ever written for a musical#45
Posted: 5/29/16 at 9:13pm
It's hard to pick from so many. Might be easier for me to pick from categories or genres. Just thought of "The Lady's Paying" from Sunset Boulevard as the most awkward-to-sit-through-because-it's-so-bad comedic "showstopper."
Worst song ever written for a musical#47
Posted: 5/29/16 at 9:18pm
I guess they didn't really want to know the buzz, since they wouldn't even let Jesus get a word in until all he could even say was "Why should you want to know?"
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Worst song ever written for a musical#48
Posted: 5/29/16 at 9:19pm
Well, there was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D49pGKyt4I
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Worst song ever written for a musical#49
Posted: 5/29/16 at 9:31pm
I can already see the hate coming for this, but I thought the score for It Shoulda Been You was total dreck. "Jenny's Blues" included.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Worst song ever written for a musical#50
Posted: 5/29/16 at 9:33pm
"Sullivan's Got a Job" from MOLLY.
Actually the whole score from MOLLY.
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