Very fun! I think I can guess what's being referenced in almost all of them, though I don't know who the "serial killer supporting actor" is. I'm assuming it's one of the Tony nominees, otherwise he would probably just be too obscure for the writer to reference so vaguely. But even then it could be plays or musicals. Maybe Lucas Steele?
JBroadway said: "Very fun! I think I can guess what's being referenced in almost all of them, though I don't know who the "serial killer supporting actor" is. I'm assuming it's one of the Tony nominees, otherwise he would probably just be too obscure for the writer to reference so vaguely. But even then it could be plays or musicals. Maybe Lucas Steele?
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Lucas makes the most sense this year, but I agree Michael Shannon takes it overall.
Best Ill-Conceived Revival of a Racist Musical - Miss Saigon
Best Cool New Play Based on a Dumb Old Play - The Present
Best Musical Based on a Book, Movie, or Trending Hashtag - Great Comet
Best Standing Ovation for a Famous Actress Just for Being Famous- Bette Midler
Best British Musical Smuggled into the U.S. Inside a Prosthetic Leg - Groundhog Day
Best Scathing Review Refashioned by Press Agents into a Rave Marquee Quote - anything for Amelie
Best Sound Design of a Patron’s Cell Phone Ringing During the Emotional Climax of a Play- older people
Best Featured Actor Who Seems Like He Might Be a Serial Killer—I Don’t Know, It’s Just Something About His Creepy Vibe - James Barbour
Best Career Ensemble Dancer Phoning It in Until He Finishes Paying for His Kid’s School and Can Retire and Give His Poor Knees a Break - Bryan O'Brien
Best Choreography of a Row of Patrons Half-Standing, Pulling in Their Knees, and Shifting to the Side to Allow a Latecomer to Squeeze by After the Play Has Already Begun - all the people in the right center second to last row of the front mezz on Jan 19 who had to do this like 4 times over the course of Ham bc some guy needed to get a drink every 20 mins
Best Direction by a Woman—Just Kidding, This Category Will Be Replaced by a Montage from “Annie II: Hip-Hop Don’t Stop (Singing About 2morrow) Featuring D.J. Daddy Big Buckz” - OK, but Rachel Chavkin
Best New Play by a Genius Woman Playwright Who Has Been Working Steadily in the Industry for a Billion Years and Should Have Had Her Broadway Début Decades Ago; What Took You People So Freaking Long - TIE Paula Vogel and Lynn Nottage
Best Mom Between the Ages of Forty-five and Sixty-five Whose Full-Price Ticket Purchases Keep the Precariously Balanced Commercial-Theatre Industry from Collapsing Like the House of Cards That It Is, Whose Taste Dictates the Shows That Succeed, Who Can’t Understand Why She Is Bombarded with Broadway-Related E-mails Despite Constantly Unsubscribing from Them - the lady featured in the NYT article about A bronx Tale
Actual Best Musical that Makes You Laugh, Cry, Tap Your Toes, Hum Along, See the Human Experience from a New Perspective, and Feel Deep Emotions Stirring Inside You That Had Been Dormant for Years Because That Is the Power of Good Musical Theatre and Don’t You Forget It - GREAT COMET
Best Sound Design- The encounter
Best Gritty, Stripped-Down Revival of a Musical that Leaves No Fanciful Frippery to Conceal Its Glaring Flaws - Sunset Boulevard
Best Revival of a Play About a White Family in Their White Living Room Talking About Their White Problems That Has Never Been More Timely and Relevant - The Glass Menagerie
Addition: Best Revival of a Play About a White Family in Their White Living Room Talking About Their White Problems That Has Never Been More Timely and Relevant - The Present
Addition: Best Revival of a Play About a White Family in Their White Living Room Talking About Their White Problems That Has Never Been More Timely and Relevant - The Present
(The set was literally white.)"
I think that fits, but I would have guessed The Little Foxes.
Most Disappointing Onstage Nudity - Six Degrees of Separation
Best Lighting of a Stage-Door Selfie - Hillary Clinton's selfies
Best Ill-Conceived Revival of a Racist Musical - Miss Saigon
Best Standing Ovation for a Famous Actress Just for Being Famous - Bette Midler
Best British Musical Smuggled into the U.S. Inside a Prosthetic Leg - Groundhog Day
Best Scathing Review Refashioned by Press Agents into a Rave Marquee Quote - In Transit
Best Usher Who Doesn’t Take SH*T from Nobody and Isn’t About to Start Today - The Shubert Theater harridans
Best New Play Bravely Written and Directed by White People About Another Culture - Oslo
Special Tony Award for Lifetime Achievement in Ticket Scalping, Sponsored by StubHub - Hello Dolly!
Best YouTube Comment Complaining About the Shaky Camerawork of a Bootleg Video - all the comments telling people not to comment on the Hamilton bootlegs
Best Gritty, Stripped-Down Revival of a Musical that Leaves No Fanciful Frippery to Conceal Its Glaring Flaws - Sunset Boulevard
Best Featured Actor Who Seems Like He Might Be a Serial Killer—I Don’t Know, It’s Just Something About His Creepy Vibe - Josh Groban
Best Revival of a Play About a White Family in Their White Living Room Talking About Their White Problems That Has Never Been More Timely and Relevant - Six Degrees of Separation
Best Leading Actor on a Phone Call with His Mother Pretending He Isn’t Upset When She Asks If He’s Ever Going to Quit This Theatre Thing and Get a Real Job
Actual Best Musical that Makes You Laugh, Cry, Tap Your Toes, Hum Along, See the Human Experience from a New Perspective, and Feel Deep Emotions Stirring Inside You That Had Been Dormant for Years Because That Is the Power of Good Musical Theatre and Don’t You Forget It - Dear Evan Hansen
Best Usher Who Doesn’t Take SH*T from Nobody and Isn’t About to Start Today:
The kick-ass usher who addressed the entire rear mezzanine of Hamilton when I went in October with this: "When the show starts, you must put away your cell phones. You can LOL, but you can NOT text your BFF, or you'll have to deal with a VCWWAA - very cross woman with an attitude!"
Best Scathing Review Refashioned by Press Agents into a Rave Marquee Quote: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Best New Play Bravely Written and Directed by White People About Another Culture: The Boy Who Danced On Air (I know it's off-Broadway)
Best Revival of a Play About a White Family in Their White Living Room Talking About Their White Problems That Has Never Been More Timely and Relevant: The Humans (I know. Last season. But I still don't get it.)