Calling all witty people...
Calling all witty people...
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#0Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:36pm
Oh, you amazingly sarcastic BWW people - SOMEBODY give this picture the caption it deserves:
I bow to your superior abilities...
"Not a day goes by..."
#1re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:37pmGeorge you stupid idiot! How dare you nominate Roberts for the Supreme Court.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#2re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:38pmGeorgie, Kiss me like you kissed that prince.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
pndmnd
Broadway Star Joined: 4/3/04
#3re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:38pmI don't think my caption would be appropriate on a message board!
#4re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:40pm
"Oh, the monkey punam"
No, it doesn't need a caption. It's just mothery love.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#5re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:45pmHow dare you say I'm beginning to look like Ann Richards.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#6re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:47pm
in the category of being over both their heads:
"Oh my Oedipus!" "Jocasta, how I've missed you!"
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#7re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 2:48pmYou couldn't have even named your own MOTHER to it?
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#8re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 3:37pmGeorge, sweetie, your fly is open.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Chevstriss
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/30/03
#10re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 3:42pmDon't face those cameras til I give you a Spit Bath!!
I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory
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Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#11re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 3:43pm"Georgie, there's something white on your nose..."
#12re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 3:49pmMy poor little W is the press giving you a hard time again?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#13re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 3:50pmGeorgie, there's something BROWN on your nose....
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#14re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 3:58pm
'My God, You are just the DUMBEST thing that was ever put on this planet! I pity you. I can’t believe you made it this far in life. Oh that’s right, I had to remind you how to breathe. I should have had an abortion so that no one would ever have to look at that snarky little face of yours. What a sad waste of human flesh you are.’
That’s just my first impression.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#16re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 5:13pm
To follow up LILDOGS, in a very good mimic-of-Shrub-mimicking-Austin-Powers voice:
"That's a MAN, baby!"
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#17re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 5:31pmBad president! BAD! What did I tell you about starting wars that you can't finish? BAD!
Was that a fat joke?
#18re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 7:35pmThe Fish Slapping Dance...Texas Style.
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#19re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 7:37pmHoney, it's not your fault... lots of people struggle with colouring books!
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
#20re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 7:53pmGeorge, I have to tell you - I voted for Kerry.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#21re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 9:23pm(smack) That's for starting a war with th wrong country, dinglehead!
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#22re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 10:11pm" George, I'm bushed."
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Author Unknown
#23re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 10:12pmlol, for some reason I interpreted it as him getting slapped so the first thing that came to my mind was, "Bitch!"
#24re: Calling all witty people...
Posted: 7/22/05 at 10:16pmHe seems more like a "biatch" man
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
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