I'd rather be fat
I'd rather be fat
#0I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:56pmthan shallow and stupid and mean.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#2re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:58pmthan blond.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#3re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:58pmthan blond.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
DramaDork925
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
#4re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:58pm*Sets timer to see how long this will last*
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#5re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:58pmthan not be able to control my bladder
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#6re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:59pmThan be educationally subnormal.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#7re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 5:59pmMe too-look at me in my avatar. I'm so fat that famous artists all wanted to paint me. Here's one of the paintings. It's hanging in the Louvre.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#10re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:00pm
...than this.
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#11re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:00pmthan recruit.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#12re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:00pmthan believe that being fat and ugly is the worst fate in the word.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#14re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:01pmOh that's just stunning.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#15re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:01pmthan be the poster child for electroshock therapy.
#16re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:02pmUndi-I was just about to post that!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#17re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:02pm
"than wear a straw cowboy hat"
with THOSE shorts
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#19re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:03pm
than puke up everything I eat. Bad for the teeth, you know.
ETA- Undi, I have to disagree. Defying normalcy rocks. Defying common courtesy doesn't.
Updated On: 1/19/06 at 06:03 PM
#21re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:05pmthan a skinny ..witch
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I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
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And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
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"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
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I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
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"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
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The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#24re: I'd rather be fat
Posted: 1/19/06 at 6:08pm
I am fat (well, chunky), so I can't answer. 
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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