Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#0Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:07pm
" This is one traffic accident that Liza Minnelli will get no complaints about from the police. Liza was driving a golf cart to her dressing room on the NYC set of Law & Order: Criminal Intent when she heard a woman shout, "Help! That man stole my purse." Liza spied the thief motoring away on a Vespa, so she got her swerve on and drove in front of him, making him crash. Liza shouted for security, and the cops cuffed him pronto. Solving crimes even while the cameras are off? Somebody make her a series regular!""
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Updated On: 10/17/06 at 06:07 PM
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#1re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:09pm
Who was she working with - Chris Noth Or D'Nofrio ?
I would love to see her regularly go up against Mr Know It All -D'Nofrio. Better still, she is a regular & they examine the corpse of David Gest
She could be a medical examiner
Poster Emeritus
Updated On: 10/17/06 at 06:09 PM
#2re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:11pm
WHAT?
That is quite possibly the best story I've heard in a long time. Who says the news is always depressing?
Updated On: 10/17/06 at 06:11 PM
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#3re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:11pmLiza as a crime fighter! Sounds like a new TV series. She could work as a singer and be an undercover cop.
"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions"
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"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu"
from "Can't Stop The Music"
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"When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth"
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"Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#4re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:12pmSUPER Liza!
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DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#5re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:12pm
Roxy;
Did you mix up the pills again? 
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jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#6re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:15pm
How about having Liza star in a new version of "Police Woman"?
"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions"
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"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu"
from "Can't Stop The Music"
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"When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth"
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"Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
Updated On: 10/17/06 at 06:15 PM
#7re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:26pm
Liza to the rescue!
Imagine her in a spandex superhero costume
#8re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:46pmTonight on a brand new Murder She Wrote...
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#9re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:50pm
DAME
Really it is easy to mix them up. Ah, the joys of growing old
Poster Emeritus
#10re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:53pmI want to see THIS splashed over every front page and every entertainment show!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#11re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:55pmShe has her Wonderwoman costume on & she starts belting out Everythings Comin Up Roses
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erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#12re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 7:03pm
That is FANTASTIC! Woo-hoo! Go, Liza! 
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#13re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 7:22pm
A VESPA? His getaway vehicle was a VESPA?!?
I mean, good for Liza and all that, but between this and the good Senator's Super Tubers, I feel like I've entered the Twilight Zone.
#14re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 7:23pmDamn, bitch is using again.
#15re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 7:25pm
She "used" a golf cart.
Doesn't count.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#16re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 9:43pmAnd she is not your bitch either.
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mattnyc2
Broadway Star Joined: 9/27/06
#17re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/17/06 at 9:48pmShe should star in her own L&O series, Law and Order: Special Fag Hags Unit. I know I'd be tuning in each week, besides to melt over Chris Meloni.
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#18re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/18/06 at 10:05amThat is the best story ever!
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#19re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/18/06 at 11:12amShe's on "Law and Order Criminal Intent" next Tuesday!
"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions"
-------
"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu"
from "Can't Stop The Music"
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"When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth"
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"Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#20re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/18/06 at 4:41pmShe's the sh*t. Period.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#21re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/18/06 at 6:24pmTalk about publicity for L & O.
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#22re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/18/06 at 6:25pm
I saw a clip and she is excellent in it. But it doesn't air till November.
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Updated On: 10/18/06 at 06:25 PM
#23re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/18/06 at 7:44pmWho says drunks are totally harmful to our society?
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
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Yawper
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/13/04
#24re: Liza Minnelli causes accident to prevent crime.
Posted: 10/19/06 at 12:16am
I've been told this isn't true & that they don't even use golf carts @ L&O:CI
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