PEACE for iflitifloat - Rest in Peace, dear friend- Page 4

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 5:19pm

we need a little tie dye now

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 5:27pm

The peace that transcends all strife.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 6:49pm

Stained glass peace...

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 6:52pm

Thank you. I really do love you people.

I've never seen the point in being secretive, but at the same time, I've never been much for publicizing my physical woes online. But I guess, to everything there is a season. My biopsy did not deliver good news. My breast cancer (circa 2007) has shown up in my liver. I feel fine and I think I look the best I've looked in years, so it's a little hard to process.

Anyway, not looking for sympathy. SH*T happens.

But I really, really DO appreciate the support. This thread has been a real boost to my morale.

Those of you who know me in person, know I revel in dark humor, so don't shy away from the liver jokes. And feel free to keep arguing with me in other threads, and feel free to call me pompous ass when I get on my soapbox.

I plan to be around for quite a while yet but will admit to being somewhat relieved that if Sarah Palin makes it to the White House it won't be MY problem.

Updated On: 10/26/10 at 06:52 PM

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 6:55pm

Three men are in a bar having a drink when a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says:

WOMAN: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.

1ST MAN: I love liver and cheese!

WOMAN: That’s not good enough!

2ND MAN: I hate liver and cheese!

WOMAN: That’s not creative!

3RD MAN: Liver alone, cheese mine!

Updated On: 10/26/10 at 06:55 PM

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 6:56pm

EXACTLY!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 7:01pm

Crafty peace...

(gotta do equal parts jokes and schmaltzy love...)

Updated On: 10/26/10 at 07:01 PM

[supportivemom]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 7:03pm

LOVE the joke nyadgal!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 7:06pm

I'm thinking there has to be a joke somewhere in the word 'deliver'.

de-liver.

something.

I'll keep trying.

[singtopher]

Posted: 10/26/10 at 10:08pm

They told this one on the radio this morning:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver takes one look and says, “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down. She’s fuming. She turns to the man next to her and says, “That bus driver just insulted me.”

The man says: “You should go up there and really tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

[Q]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 7:23am

Taken from real doctor's notes:

1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
6. Healthy-appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
7. The patient refused autopsy.
8. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
9. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
10. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.
11. She is numb from her toes down.
12. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
13. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
14. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
15. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 7:29am

Power to the Iffie! Peace and love!

[Q]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 7:31am

Conventional wisdom in Hawaii: NO RAIN, NO RAINBOWS.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 8:19am

*hugs*

[Q]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 8:20am

Even when you're covered in mud, you can be held aloft . . .

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 8:30am

I once read a neurologist's report about a mutual patient describing the patient as having "short term memory loss for as far back as he can remember."

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 8:45am

Updated On: 10/27/10 at 08:45 AM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 9:00am

Sending good vibes and hugs your way honey.

[liotte]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 11:48am

Sending you positive thoughts and prayers!!

[Q]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 11:57am

[Popular]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 12:03pm

A close family friend is going through a very similar thing. Survived breast cancer and now, about 2 years later, they are suspecting something going on with her liver. Many prayers and blessings to you! I'm thrilled at the support of this thread. Nice change from the main board :)

[Eris0303]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 12:12pm

Love & Light

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 12:51pm

Enjoy a slice of cake!

Yummy Peace!

Updated On: 10/27/10 at 12:51 PM

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 1:01pm

Three things we can't live without!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 10/27/10 at 2:32pm

Continuing to think good thoughts!