The person who thinks the world revolves around them!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
OK, but I want you to know that my leaving here won't stop the wrld from revolving around me. That's just a matter of physics.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
Does this apply if I only think it revolves around a part of me?
What about the part that revolves around us?
Jeez. You could've asked nicely. No need to start a thread about it.
*leaves*
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
I'm sorry, wha...?
Pardon me, but I was masturbating face down on a full-length mirror. You said something?
Nice going, BB, half of the board just left!
I just put the intials SUAGA under my name on an email response to my boss. She'll never notice, UNFORTUNATELY.
Oh this is a thread just for us to vent.
You know like the person who held up the entire cafeteria line because she had to go through her entire pocketbook to find money which was in her pocket.
OK, so I went grocery shopping today, and couldn't find my debit card, so I was getting really frustrated/annoyed. The old lady in front of me says (very snidely), "I hope your day gets better, because you seem very angry."
WHAAAAAAAAAA?
Then the more I thought about it I actually sort of became angry. Who the hell is she anyway? Maybe I AM angry. She doesn't know what's going on in my life? Maybe I just lost my job? Maybe my husband just left me? Butt out old lady!
*vent over*
yeah, back to Borstal! I don't know what he looks like and I STILL got a visual!
"Nice going, BB, half of the board just left!"
Shames, if only it was that easy.
Unc, he's quite handsome. If that helps.
Thank you D2, that helps. Back in 15 minutes! :)
"If that helps."
Not in my open-plan office.
'15 minutes'???
You mean 5, right?
Oy. I want to send this to the Aussie who sits next to me in Swedish class. He heads home in like two weeks. I cannot WAIT. lol
Oh, my!
The world really DOES revolve around me!
Thanks, guys!!!
OK, I'll play. To the "NoFoodTax" whiney-ass bitch whose commercial runs incessantly on every station, every morning here in DC. STFU already.
Every political ad here in Denver. I am even getting them on YouTube. I think that if you vote early, as I am going to do today, you should be exempt from seeing them.
I share an office with two other people. One of them is an older man - he'll be retiring at the end of this school year - who absolutely CANNOT STAY QUIET. He gets all up in my desk area, constantly asking questions about my personal life or yammering away about his own, looking over my shoulder at my computer monitor (CAN YOU READ THIS THREAD TITLE, DAVE????). When he finally gives up on engaging me, he starts narrating his every move out loud and when he tires of that he starts SINGING. He literally can't go thirty seconds without making some kind of noise and it's driving me absolutely BATTY!!!
*phew*
Warning to the colleague who thinks it's okay to come into my area, grab the mouse out of my employee's hand and take over his computer...the next time you do it you'll be flown back into your area courtesy of my foot!!!
I'm mad at a group who shows up to garage sale my shelter holds twice a year. We work our butts off setting things up all week for Saturday and Sunday. These people came on Friday to "help" and all they did was hoard clothing to buy. We are allowed to purchase stuff ahead of time, but they are beyond ridiculous with it, especially since they only stay half the day, and seem to end up with a van load of stuff. They also don't talk to anyone. Then they come back on Saturday and Sunday to do the same thing, and I heard that they try to steal things like electronics and some bicycles. Nothing is priced outrageously, mind you.
And apparently, they took a bicycle out of a child's hands to claim as part of their stash. Fortunately, that kid found another one. But, it is just the principle that someone could be that rude. If they don't return for the next one, I wouldn't care.
Dottie, I hate that bitch too! "They want to tax my high fructose corn syrup- waaah!" The government isn't telling you how to feed your kids, it's taxing you for your bad choices just like they do for alcohol and tobacco! And if a soda tax cuts into your budget that much, you're probably drinking way more than you should!
(Yes, I do scream that at the TV whenever the commercial comes on.)
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