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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:06pm

The person who thinks the world revolves around them!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:11pm

OK, but I want you to know that my leaving here won't stop the wrld from revolving around me. That's just a matter of physics.

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:17pm

Does this apply if I only think it revolves around a part of me?

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:18pm

What about the part that revolves around us?

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:28pm

Jeez. You could've asked nicely. No need to start a thread about it.

*leaves*

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:36pm

I'm sorry, wha...?

Pardon me, but I was masturbating face down on a full-length mirror. You said something?

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:36pm

Nice going, BB, half of the board just left!

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:37pm

I just put the intials SUAGA under my name on an email response to my boss. She'll never notice, UNFORTUNATELY.

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:39pm

Oh this is a thread just for us to vent.

You know like the person who held up the entire cafeteria line because she had to go through her entire pocketbook to find money which was in her pocket.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:44pm

yeah, yeah, now back to Borstal.

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:46pm

OK, so I went grocery shopping today, and couldn't find my debit card, so I was getting really frustrated/annoyed. The old lady in front of me says (very snidely), "I hope your day gets better, because you seem very angry."

WHAAAAAAAAAA?

Then the more I thought about it I actually sort of became angry. Who the hell is she anyway? Maybe I AM angry. She doesn't know what's going on in my life? Maybe I just lost my job? Maybe my husband just left me? Butt out old lady!

*vent over*

KFTC!!!!!

#12

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:47pm

yeah, back to Borstal! I don't know what he looks like and I STILL got a visual!

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 12:49pm

"Nice going, BB, half of the board just left!"

Shames, if only it was that easy.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#14

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 1:00pm

Unc, he's quite handsome. If that helps.

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 1:15pm

Thank you D2, that helps. Back in 15 minutes! :)

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 1:23pm

"If that helps."

Not in my open-plan office.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 1:24pm

'15 minutes'???

You mean 5, right?

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 1:34pm

Oy. I want to send this to the Aussie who sits next to me in Swedish class. He heads home in like two weeks. I cannot WAIT. lol

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 1:50pm

Oh, my!

The world really DOES revolve around me!

Thanks, guys!!!

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 2:09pm

OK, I'll play. To the "NoFoodTax" whiney-ass bitch whose commercial runs incessantly on every station, every morning here in DC. STFU already.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Updated On: 10/18/10 at 02:09 PM

#21

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 2:19pm

Every political ad here in Denver. I am even getting them on YouTube. I think that if you vote early, as I am going to do today, you should be exempt from seeing them.

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 2:46pm

I share an office with two other people. One of them is an older man - he'll be retiring at the end of this school year - who absolutely CANNOT STAY QUIET. He gets all up in my desk area, constantly asking questions about my personal life or yammering away about his own, looking over my shoulder at my computer monitor (CAN YOU READ THIS THREAD TITLE, DAVE????). When he finally gives up on engaging me, he starts narrating his every move out loud and when he tires of that he starts SINGING. He literally can't go thirty seconds without making some kind of noise and it's driving me absolutely BATTY!!!

*phew*

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 3:06pm

Warning to the colleague who thinks it's okay to come into my area, grab the mouse out of my employee's hand and take over his computer...the next time you do it you'll be flown back into your area courtesy of my foot!!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 3:08pm

I'm mad at a group who shows up to garage sale my shelter holds twice a year. We work our butts off setting things up all week for Saturday and Sunday. These people came on Friday to "help" and all they did was hoard clothing to buy. We are allowed to purchase stuff ahead of time, but they are beyond ridiculous with it, especially since they only stay half the day, and seem to end up with a van load of stuff. They also don't talk to anyone. Then they come back on Saturday and Sunday to do the same thing, and I heard that they try to steal things like electronics and some bicycles. Nothing is priced outrageously, mind you.

And apparently, they took a bicycle out of a child's hands to claim as part of their stash. Fortunately, that kid found another one. But, it is just the principle that someone could be that rude. If they don't return for the next one, I wouldn't care.

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Posted: 10/18/10 at 3:45pm

Dottie, I hate that bitch too! "They want to tax my high fructose corn syrup- waaah!" The government isn't telling you how to feed your kids, it's taxing you for your bad choices just like they do for alcohol and tobacco! And if a soda tax cuts into your budget that much, you're probably drinking way more than you should!

(Yes, I do scream that at the TV whenever the commercial comes on.)

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