I just know that I can definitely feel safe knowing that "guns everywhere" is happening. If there is anyone saner, more rational, and more likely to put a stop to shenanigans and meanies it is a drunk, angry, man who just drank 10 shots of tequila and is now driving to the Waffle House, then I've certainly never met 'em.
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.