I can now officially state the L&O: Criminal Intent gig is official, and not a rumor. Per Ausiello at TVGuide.com:
"Pushing Daisies' Raul Esparza has booked an ep of Law & Order: Criminal Intent that starts shooting next week. He'll play a shady district attorney in a Goren-centric episode."
Aw, crap, I knew it. I have this intense dislike of D'Onofrio, always have. I can't explain why, but he always creeps me out whenever I see him in anything. I just can't watch him, which it why I don't watch L&O:CI.
It figures Raúl would be in one of HIS episodes....
I haven't ever watched L&O so this will be a first. Any idea about air date? "Shady", huh. That's a shame. He was so adorable as Fredo that I was hoping he could play something un-shady again.
Well, hopfully there won't be 50 whole minutes of D'Onofrio (and they're down to 42 minutes these days for one-hour episodic dramas) and I can always just look at Raúl. Or I can just do what I'd do with a Wes Craven movie - close my eyes.
But I have no explanation for why I can't stand D'Onofrio. Its just this visceral, gut reaction that I get whenever I see him. I've had that reaction to a few people throughout my life, without any rhyme, reason or explanation. It's just bizarre.
I do have a TV, although there are certainly major flaws in my cultural education. Never got into CSI, either. I may actually have watched part of a L&O episode back in the Jerry Orbach days.
I've actually never seen L&O either, though I do watch my share of TV. Other than The Wire (and I don't think the British version of Life on Mars counts either) I haven't followed a cop show in well over a decade.
Another snippet about the L&O:CI episode Raúl is filming. It is tentatively titled "Lady's Man" and is (again tentatively) scheduled to air June 28th on the USA network.
Apparently all quiet on the Esparza front at the moment. I just finished listening to his audio book of THE BOOK OF UNHOLY MISCHIEF. It is certainly not much of a book, and something I would not have gotten past page ten of, if I had read it. But he does so much with the characters that I enjoyed it, and developed some very vivid mental pictures of the characters and setting. At one point about half way through, his voice was so extraordinarily different that I forgot it was him. His reading of the final sentence of the book gave me chills.
I know this work can be so tiresome ("OK, stand in a small airless box and read for ten hours...") but he needs to do more of it!