Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Broadwaynerd101
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
#1Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:22pm
Thought this would be a fun game!!
This is from the opening song "Tonight" sung by Steve Martin and the 1991 cast.
Which castmember said this quote?
" I don't have any lines. I'm not in the show. But somthing tells me that if I were I'd be ready to go"
(Yours don't have to be as hard and so detailed)
Updated On: 9/10/08 at 09:22 PM
#2re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:24pm
I don't actually know, but I just have to post this quote because it popped into my head when I saw this thread.
"I would like... to feed your fingertips to the wolverines."
"As we all should probably have learned by now, to be a Stephen Sondheim fan is to have one's heart broken at regular intervals" - Frank Rich
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
Broadwaynerd101
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
#2re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:25pm
That was good ol' Belushi. First sketch on the first episode on the first season!
Classic!!
#3re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:31pm"Gee, this milk isn't too good. I'm still thirsty!"
"As we all should probably have learned by now, to be a Stephen Sondheim fan is to have one's heart broken at regular intervals" - Frank Rich
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
#4re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:34pm
Also, a newer one:
"I'm best friends with all the muppets. I was invited to all their weddings, even Scooter. So, I think I know them a little better than you."
I'm just spitting out quotes left and right now.
"As we all should probably have learned by now, to be a Stephen Sondheim fan is to have one's heart broken at regular intervals" - Frank Rich
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
#5re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:41pmThe milk one was from Gilda Radner. :) It was the Right to Extreme Stupidity League sketch. LOL! I love her.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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Broadwaynerd101
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
#6re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:43pm
Here's an easy one
"Everytime they're having sex, they have to go to the closest national monument"
#7re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:50pm"What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?"
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#8re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:51pm
I got the exact quoting of the muppet one wrong, but here's the link.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/penelope-traffic-school/227154/
"As we all should probably have learned by now, to be a Stephen Sondheim fan is to have one's heart broken at regular intervals" - Frank Rich
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
#9re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:53pm
"What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?"
Gilda!
"As we all should probably have learned by now, to be a Stephen Sondheim fan is to have one's heart broken at regular intervals" - Frank Rich
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
"I think it's appropriate: iSondheim - a Sondheim for the new generation! (wailing guitar riff) Get your kids hooked early on Sondheim, so they'll grow up to be just as emotionally stilted and self-conscious as we are! - BustopherPhantom
Broadwaynerd101
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/6/08
#10re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 9:53pm"And Steve Martin in Leap Of Faith. I was gonna go see it but I was sick that day!"
#11re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/10/08 at 10:05pm
"" I don't have any lines. I'm not in the show. But somthing tells me that if I were I'd be ready to go"
tim meadows
who, during a sketch, improvised:
"do you guys think it's weird that we're wearing the exact same things we were four days ago?'
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:17am
"This party is literally worse than the Holocaust."
One of my favorite lines of anything anywhere.
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#13re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:28am
Who said - "It's a floor wax and a dessert topping!"
(My favorite SNL line)
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#14re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:46am
*Knock* *knock*
"Who is it?"
"Candygram...Rarrrrrrrrrr"
Totally classic I love a good shark sketch
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#15re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 3:12am
Chevy Chase
Who said this:
"Magic Johnson then called this "The worst thing that has EVER happened to me.""
nygrl23
Broadway Star Joined: 4/18/07
#16re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 7:18am
>>"do you guys think it's weird that we're wearing the exact same things we were four days ago?'
David Spade during a Gap Girls sketch.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
mc1227
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/29/07
#18re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 9:09am
"Wow, that's great bass"
Dan Ackroyd in the blend-o-matic commerical??
How about this one:
"Would you care to partake in chicken embryos and fried swine flesh"
The only review of a show that matters is your own.
Updated On: 9/11/08 at 09:09 AM
#19re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 9:32am
We Need More Cowbell!
C-I-L-L my landlord
(paraphrasing) This is Suzy. She's 8 years old and she's also addicted to pac-man. Tonight Suzy will earn 2.25 the hard way. A nickel at a time.
I'm not a very strong swimmer
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#20re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:14amIt was the Bass-o-matic commercial but that was Laraine Newman's one line it- as she swigged down a big glass of pulverized fish....
#21re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:17am
I love the cowbell sketch! Christopher Walken is awesome!
This one is probably really easy:
"Merry Christmas, dammit!"
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#22re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:24am
Eighties ladies:
"...and it felt like someone put a bundt cake ring over my head...and the frosting turned into flames and the raisins into demons and I threw...up...my...hands...and I said DEMONIC RAISINS I REBUKE YOU!!"
And:
"So lets stand up shall we? With our feet we riiise and we're creating...what? A line! Yes! And see how my feet are positioned so I can walk wherever I like. You can tell I'm a former model...thank you."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#23re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 10:59am
Well mine was Jane Curtain
Here is a very easy one and one of my all time favorites:
"Jane, you ignorant misguided slut"
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#24re: Who said this SNL quote? Game!
Posted: 9/11/08 at 11:12am
Ackroyd.
Who sang the following song:
Mama...
I love you more than Richard Gere loves the Dalai
Llama...
He was pretty good in Sommersby, which was a melo-
Drama...
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