"Maybe doodle can crab-walk down the stairs with a bugle!"
Actually, it would be with a bulge.
"Actually, it would be with a bulge. "
Better and better . . .
not really, the bulge is on my neck.
That's what I was hoping.
Ooh, shades of THE MANITOU.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
Heh, depending on who all shows up, bulge is possible.
I knew I liked you!
Now, if you can just make your cocktail order appear in raised letters on your stomach, we'll be in business.
Sorry I missed you Deet. I walked back and forth out front a few times but I never saw a familiar face. I had to get Colleen back to the hotel because her legs were hurting her and she'd already had one bad fall the night before.

It seems that your former roommate, Ramon, claims you have stolen his persona. Care to comment?
Cheers, darling!
That's okay, Mamie. As I said, I wasn't sure it was you, and before I could ask anyone else who was standing there you were gone. Next time.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03

Word on the street is that Reginald Tresilian is just FindingNamo attempting to write gooder and with a new air of class and respectability.
So I brought a dish to pass.
Well, just look who just popped out of the party cake!
Welcome back, baby! We all missed you! Kisses!
Party time!
Light The Candles...Get the Ice OUT! Roll the rug up!
Well, well, well.
Reginald--you have occasioned something akin to the Second Coming.
FindingNamo, meet Reginald Tresilian.
Reggie, Namo.
Dee-lighted, FindingNamo!
Quite a party!
Is that crinkle cut fries, marshmallows and peanut butter?! Yummo!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I thought you might need a pinch more Original Gangsta action at your soiree, Reggie.
Oh, look! Namo brought something every cocktail party needs: Poppers and lube!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I knew you'd be the one with good eyesight, BB.
Okay, here's my favorite champagne cocktail, the recipe for which a friend obtained at a little cafe near Southwark Cathdral. It was, apparently, Benjamin Britten's favorite, so we called them Britten Bombshells:
A splash of gin. A splash of elderflower cordial. Top with champagne. Drink up. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Pal Joey, back me up: they're tasty and lethal.
Lovely, although I should stick to plain old Presbyterians. For drinks, at least.
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