wow bstndiva! for a ditz airhead, that was more than a little profound
bstndiva--that actually was a very astute assessment of this thread.
i'm touched so deeply, dive, by your tortutous tale. it makes me so re-think my whole life's work and now i must look for a convent. or maybe i just like ladies in uniform. sometimes the best lesson learned in life are those that sting the most.
if i remember correctly, this is about when the plug was pulled on the old broadway.com message board.
see, now had i been around back then i would have known what to avoid. alas, ignorance is bliss. c'mon robbo, we've both seen worse than the back and forth in this thread.
papa, i'm not talking specifically about this thread. i'm talking about the general state of the bored - i mean board.
"Ladies and gentlemen, papalovesmambo will be playing the ladies' bathroom of Fez every night this week."
Air kisses,
Vish
My Dear Vish,
Will Mrs. Mambo be in attendance?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I don't know, darling, is there enough room in the stall?
Baby, we'll make sure we get one of those handicapped stalls so that she can join in on the fun.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
unfortunately mrs. mambo isn't partial to multiple partners and as was stated earlier, the stint at fez was a one off and didn't even get to the off phase. however, i'm sure you two will more than fill any stall.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
"I shouldn't even bother answering your silly alligations Finding Namo or should I call you Spike. What name are you using these days?" Um, sweetie, just look directly to your left to see what name I am using these days. Not only are you no Susan Sontag, you're no Nancy Drew neither.
"Some of us are not blessed with brains or are not given the opportunity or encouragement to develope our minds. Some of us are told that because we're pretty ..."
Oh, cry me a frickin river! If you had ANY desire for intellectual development you would never have written that bit about me being "turned on" by Eve Ensler's sensitive reportage that was decidedly AGAINST clitorectomies in The Vagina Monologues. (That's getting something cut out of your down below area against your will to eliminate your capacity to experience pleasure).
Also, your dismissal of Farenheit 9/11 included the gem about how "everybody had almost forgotten" about the terrorist attacks and then he had to go and show them all over again! Well, of course he doesn't "show them" at all and if you weren't a willful ditzy airhead you would never really believe that "everybody had almost forgotten" about September 11.
wait wait, this looks familiar.
Vish
papa
Vish
papa
ad nauseum
uh, apersand, you are familiar witht he definition of ad naseum, right? it generally means more than one comment and response. are we projecting a teensy bit?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Are you insinuating that papalovesmambo and I have some sort of rapport?
Insinuating?
Hardly.
Accusing...
Maybe.
Vomiting?
Definitely.
vomiting, eh? kaopectate is good for that.
Well, now that I'm here, this thread is SURE to be deleted, you know, they do that to me all the time.
Couple of things, I knew I always loved you papa, but now it's a step above that, second, Namo's not Musto, I'M MUSTO DAMMIT, oh wait, I'm that other journalist that they hate around these here parts and third...BSNDIVA, for someone who likes to throw around the "you must be a jealous actress I beat out for a part" and "I modeled for VS", you sure the hell have a great deal of time on your hands, to be here so often. I'm what I would consider a successful modeling agent and NONE of my gals would ever have, so much as a third of the time you (clearly), have on your hands. Me thinks you should be out on go-see's rather than sitting around here waiting for your next booking. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! Any minute now this thing will be gone, especially if I denounce the "good looks" of certain "hot chorus boys".
Featured Actor Joined: 5/27/04
Al Dente, I don't think they delete your posts because they don't like you. Perhaps they delete them because you're so often combative, obnoxious, rude and poorly informed. :) Love you Al.
I have to step up being an asshole on this board so I can be in issue 2 of bs.com...
Not necessarily, Sum.
Look at me.
I got in by being an annoyingly sweet and innocent peacemaker.
It takes all kinds to make the message board spin round.
Can I be an ass kissing asshole who at the same time is tries to be a peacemaker? Can I truly be Jeb Bush?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
Oh, Namo, you stole my thunder. Down to the crying of a river. But I too feel Bdiva's pain. See, "Some of us are not blessed with brains or are not given the opportunity or encouragement to develope our minds." It's a bitch being beautiful.
Wait! What's that I hear? Someone playin' me one of those old Southern ministerials. You know the type. Where people were actually shackled and oppressed. Held back. Enslaved. Prohibited from learning to read.
Oh, fiddle-dee-dee, I'll think about it tomorrow.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
There are two ways you all can look at this:
Be pissed that you were mentioned, or do what I would do: who cares what they're saying as long as they're taking the time to talk about you.
Although I do have to admit I'm slightly glad I wasn't mentioned.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Oh, etoile. JUST when everybody had almost forgotten about slavery, you had to go and bring it up again and remind everybody it happened. Listen, if I happen to like nice things and Black people can be employed to deliver them to me, then it's win-win, right? You need a spa day, my dear. There's a lovely colored girl down at mine who files off foot callouses. It IS to die.
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