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#126

papa and holes

Posted: 7/7/04 at 10:34pm

wow bstndiva! for a ditz airhead, that was more than a little profound

'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

#127

papa and holes

Posted: 7/7/04 at 10:42pm

bstndiva--that actually was a very astute assessment of this thread.

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#128

i'm touched so deeply, dive, by your tortutous tale. it makes me so re-think my whole life's work and now i must look for a convent. or maybe i just like ladies in uniform. sometimes the best lesson learned in life are those that sting the most.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#129

hal, can you hear me?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 10:57pm

if i remember correctly, this is about when the plug was pulled on the old broadway.com message board.

XING
PED

#130

hal, can you hear me?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:00pm

see, now had i been around back then i would have known what to avoid. alas, ignorance is bliss. c'mon robbo, we've both seen worse than the back and forth in this thread.

#131

hal, can you hear me?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:08pm

papa, i'm not talking specifically about this thread. i'm talking about the general state of the bored - i mean board.

XING
PED

#132

hal, can you hear me?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:09pm

"Ladies and gentlemen, papalovesmambo will be playing the ladies' bathroom of Fez every night this week."

Air kisses,
Vish

My Dear Vish,

Will Mrs. Mambo be in attendance?

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#133

hal, can you hear me?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:12pm

I don't know, darling, is there enough room in the stall?

#134

hal, can you hear me?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:13pm

Baby, we'll make sure we get one of those handicapped stalls so that she can join in on the fun.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#135

hal, can you hear me?

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:14pm

Only if I can bring you as my guest, dearest.

#136

dying to get in

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:19pm

unfortunately mrs. mambo isn't partial to multiple partners and as was stated earlier, the stint at fez was a one off and didn't even get to the off phase. however, i'm sure you two will more than fill any stall.

#137

dying to get in

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:45pm

"I shouldn't even bother answering your silly alligations Finding Namo or should I call you Spike. What name are you using these days?" Um, sweetie, just look directly to your left to see what name I am using these days. Not only are you no Susan Sontag, you're no Nancy Drew neither.

"Some of us are not blessed with brains or are not given the opportunity or encouragement to develope our minds. Some of us are told that because we're pretty ..."

Oh, cry me a frickin river! If you had ANY desire for intellectual development you would never have written that bit about me being "turned on" by Eve Ensler's sensitive reportage that was decidedly AGAINST clitorectomies in The Vagina Monologues. (That's getting something cut out of your down below area against your will to eliminate your capacity to experience pleasure).

Also, your dismissal of Farenheit 9/11 included the gem about how "everybody had almost forgotten" about the terrorist attacks and then he had to go and show them all over again! Well, of course he doesn't "show them" at all and if you weren't a willful ditzy airhead you would never really believe that "everybody had almost forgotten" about September 11.

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#138

It starts again

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:47pm

wait wait, this looks familiar.

Vish
papa
Vish
papa
ad nauseum

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#139

delusions of grandeur

Posted: 7/7/04 at 11:55pm

uh, apersand, you are familiar witht he definition of ad naseum, right? it generally means more than one comment and response. are we projecting a teensy bit?

#140

papa misunderstands me

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:03am

Are you insinuating that papalovesmambo and I have some sort of rapport?

#141

papa misunderstands me

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:08am

Insinuating?
Hardly.
Accusing...
Maybe.
Vomiting?
Definitely.

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#142

i am who am

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:17am

vomiting, eh? kaopectate is good for that.

#143

i am who am

Posted: 7/8/04 at 12:28am

Well, now that I'm here, this thread is SURE to be deleted, you know, they do that to me all the time.

Couple of things, I knew I always loved you papa, but now it's a step above that, second, Namo's not Musto, I'M MUSTO DAMMIT, oh wait, I'm that other journalist that they hate around these here parts and third...BSNDIVA, for someone who likes to throw around the "you must be a jealous actress I beat out for a part" and "I modeled for VS", you sure the hell have a great deal of time on your hands, to be here so often. I'm what I would consider a successful modeling agent and NONE of my gals would ever have, so much as a third of the time you (clearly), have on your hands. Me thinks you should be out on go-see's rather than sitting around here waiting for your next booking. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! Any minute now this thing will be gone, especially if I denounce the "good looks" of certain "hot chorus boys".

#144

i am who am

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:00am

Al Dente, I don't think they delete your posts because they don't like you. Perhaps they delete them because you're so often combative, obnoxious, rude and poorly informed. :) Love you Al.

#145

i am who am

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:17am

I have to step up being an asshole on this board so I can be in issue 2 of bs.com...

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

#146

i am who am

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:20am

Not necessarily, Sum.
Look at me.
I got in by being an annoyingly sweet and innocent peacemaker.
It takes all kinds to make the message board spin round.

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#147

i am who am

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:21am

Can I be an ass kissing asshole who at the same time is tries to be a peacemaker? Can I truly be Jeb Bush?

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

#148

Oh Namo

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:24am

Oh, Namo, you stole my thunder. Down to the crying of a river. But I too feel Bdiva's pain. See, "Some of us are not blessed with brains or are not given the opportunity or encouragement to develope our minds." It's a bitch being beautiful.

Wait! What's that I hear? Someone playin' me one of those old Southern ministerials. You know the type. Where people were actually shackled and oppressed. Held back. Enslaved. Prohibited from learning to read.

Oh, fiddle-dee-dee, I'll think about it tomorrow.

Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

#149

Oh Namo

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:26am

There are two ways you all can look at this:

Be pissed that you were mentioned, or do what I would do: who cares what they're saying as long as they're taking the time to talk about you.

Although I do have to admit I'm slightly glad I wasn't mentioned.

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#150

Oh Namo

Posted: 7/8/04 at 1:34am

Oh, etoile. JUST when everybody had almost forgotten about slavery, you had to go and bring it up again and remind everybody it happened. Listen, if I happen to like nice things and Black people can be employed to deliver them to me, then it's win-win, right? You need a spa day, my dear. There's a lovely colored girl down at mine who files off foot callouses. It IS to die.

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