Borstalboy, I think the pirate is way hot. What he's doing in the group, I have no idea. But once years ago I was visiting a haunted house attraction called "Captain Scurvey's Haunted Lagoon" and the guy playing the Captain was a tall, furry, latern jawed dreamboat. Since then, I've had a thing for pirates.
BstnDldo, I never read a post about you having a cleaning person! But isn't it funny how if you write to type you end up being more times than not even more accurate than you know?
Anyway, since you mentioned your often-thwarted desire to expand your knowledge base, I hereby recommend a really good book for you. (Don't be put off by the word "book." Books are kind of like Vogue but they don't have perfume sample strips and are sometimes a little bit heavier.) The book is called "Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America" and it's by the author Barbara Ehrenreich.
It's extrememly enlightening and has a fantastic chapter on cleaning service companies. Why, "Nickel and Dimed" was EVEN turned into a stage play, but I'm sure you wouldn't have opted to see it if you had heard about it since it involved women telling their stories. And the stories weren't all pretty. And you seem to have disdain for women other than those you can compare notes on conspicuous consumption with. All the rest of them are just jealous bitches you must have beaten for a job as an extra on a movie, est-ce que j'ai raison?
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