people who do dumb things and end up breaking themselves!- Page 2

[harris007]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 8:09pm

sweet q


went to 4 diffrnt clubs got felt up by peeps of both sexes and made with 4 hmmmmmmmm

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 8:11pm

Harris, go to South Beach for a night and then come back and tell me that story beats all that happened in South Beach...

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 8:14pm

Plum, that gives literal meaning to the term "auto-masturbation."

Updated On: 9/14/06 at 08:14 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 8:51pm

judyhot drunk chick, unless you want to spend the next few months wondering when the pain's gonna stop, use the crutches and stay off the foot. otherwise it's not gonna heal and will probably get worse. they don't call me papa for nothing, kiddo.

Updated On: 9/14/06 at 08:51 PM

[Atrias]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 8:57pm

A couple of years ago, I got a mug of tea out of the microwave without thinking and dumped it onto my bare leg. The scar ain't pretty.

[justagirl2]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 8:58pm

Updated On: 5/23/14 at 08:58 PM

[Marlene]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:07pm

That happened to me this summer...except I was about to kind of drop the mug. So I somehow steadied it with my upper ab area. It wasn't as bad as it could have been because I was wearing an oversized t-shirt, but blistered, healed, not a nasty scar, just a bit of discoloration. Although I died when someone asked me if I was a hickey.

I still can't believe that I didn't take a picture of my foot when I tripped, and twisted my foot all in the name of platform sandals! It looked like I had an egg growing out of my foot.

Seriously, use the crutches, you're going to prolong the healing time...and depending on what it is, you might refracture it while it's healing.

I once charged into a door frame leading to my room. I had just finished a really long paper that I put off doing, I turned off my computer, and all the lights, and apparently rocketfuel makes you do wierd things like um decide to sprint through the door and belly flop into you bed. Unfortunately, I miscalculated where the door is...I had a huge bruise right above my right eyebrow for a while...

Strangely enough I can think of a lot more...and it all happens when I'm not under the influence of any substances...

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:15pm

justagirl2, there were only 39 lashes. (JCS fan here.)

Sorry to nitpick... and threadjack.

Updated On: 9/14/06 at 09:15 PM

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:40pm

I was only 3 or 4, so I have an excuse to be "dumb": I was "helping" my brother mow the grass (we had an old-fashioned mower), and my left hand slipped onto the roller and into the blades and I severed two left fingers off and the tip of my left little finger. They quckly grabbed them up and wrapped them in a wet towel, and luckily we lived near the hospital. I remember going to the ER, and putting my hand in saline solution, then I woke up in the pediatric ward with pins in my fingers and a small cast from elbow to fingertips. Fortunately, they were reattached and I have full function in them. :)
Updated On: 9/14/06 at 09:40 PM

[justagirl2]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:41pm

Ah, StageManager, I'm sorry. I went to Catholic school, you'd think I'd know that.

It'sOnlyAPlay...you win. You definitely win. That's the most awful thing for a little kid, or anyone! Thank God you're OK today!

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:43pm

A few years ago my car crapped out and I bought a bike rather than fix it. Within the first two weeks I had it, I brilliantly decided to ride it home while tanked. At one point I looked to my left, and when I looked back up all I saw was sidewalk. I managed to fall directly on my eye. Didn't even scratch my elbow or knee - just my eye. I ended up with this:



Yep. I've been tagged for the Mother Ship.

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:44pm

Needless to say, I DON'T play with lawnmowers anymore! :)

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:46pm

Papa.....I KNOW. I'm going to have to start listening to all of the wiser people who tell me to suck it up and use the damn crutches. But this weekend is Homecoming weekend.....and our school has the most LEGENDARY Homecoming in Canada, nay, North America, and I feel like the crutches will just end up in someone's.....eye. haha. But i know. I plan to start using them soon if I can't stay off it enough.

And all you others- I'm pretty sure I would die in South Beach. I spent the fourth of July in Hermosa Beach on the west coast (L.A.) and I almost died there!!! haha

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:47pm

Ah.

How comforting it was to open BWW recently to find a plethora of threads about wasted Canadians. It's nice to see Judy_in_Disguise back

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:49pm

haha it's what we do up here in the Northland!

Sing, dance, act, and drink till we're blind.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:52pm

you gotta love Canada. Where the healthcare is as free as the anonymous sex.

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:53pm

Me+Trampoine=2 Knee Surgeries and a year of physical therapy.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 9:56pm

healthcare IS free- I didn't pay a cent for this foot breakage! haha

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 10:00pm

that's always good. At least you're getting your moneys worth.


I guess.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 9/14/06 at 10:11pm

My family all have really interesting "boo-boo" sstories.

I have an uncle who pulled a pot of boiling water off the stove and poured it on his head.
I have another uncle who was wrestling and hit his head off the conrer of the TV stand on the day of my aunt's wedding. Not pretty.
My mother was in an above-ground pool, swimming underwater with her eyes closed and his her head off one of the metal clamps on the inside of the pool. She had to get a bunch of stitches and a huge novacaine needle right in her tear duct.
My dad's had lead and ink poisoning, both.
My great-grandfather cut both his middle and forefinger off in an elevator door.
We've had a lot of pets die, too, in depressing ways.

oh, and my mother has an ex-boyfriend who cut off his big toe with a lawn mower. His name is Tom so now everyone calls him Tommy Nine-Toes.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 9/15/06 at 10:06am

and of course in late July I ran across a street in Budapest and slammed into the curb, bruising my ribcage, spraining one hand, and spraining the other hands pinkie......the pinkie will never be the same, and the other hand still hurts if I life things......my own fault, running across the street is stupid.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/15/06 at 11:30am

Judy, I have good news and bad news.
Good news: At least you didn't spill the contents of your purse when you fell.

Bad news: You have a drinking problem and if you plan a professional career in theatre I would suggest you address it soon. Just my opinion.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 9/15/06 at 11:44am

Sueleen, who the heck you kidding? A drinking problem in the performing arts is the way to becoming the stuff of legend!

I heart Judy.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/15/06 at 11:55am

Seriously, I think that the 'romantic image of the drunk artist is a myth. Alcohol will destroy the voice and your looks.The true stars today aren't drunks. And look at the ones that have that legendary status of "troubled" Judy (Garland, not "in disguise"), dead at 44, Liza, brilliant career sidelined by drugs and alcohol. Even Stritch, who has managed to survive had to get sober or she would be dead.
Again my opinion.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 9/15/06 at 12:06pm

I was walking to a party once with my friends, tripped and face-planted in the middle of an intersection. I ended up with gravel embedded in my hands. The worst part? I'd only had one drink. At least if I were drunk, I would have had a decent excuse for being a total klutz.