It's a shame that critics apparently have never picked up an American History book, never suspected anybody else of doing the same, and only get their history from past Broadway box office spreadsheets.
It's also a shame that the only "notorious criminal" these early-bird reviewers want to discuss is Frank Wildhorn.
While I don't think he's very good (I really enjoyed Scarlet Pimpernel, though), I think these reviews smell worse than anything he's ever written. And that's saying quite a lot.
Just review the damn show, and quit showing your ignorance while trying to be clever. It ain't workin'.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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