Posted: 4/22/26 at 9:57pm
This thread could’ve been called: NOT SINCE BEANIE FELDSTEIN!
Sigh…
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:02pm
Adam Feldman in Timeout is negative: "With the exception of its Cee Cee, alas, almost everything about Beaches is C-minus at best."
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/news/broadway-review-beaches-be-trippin-042326
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:03pm
NYTimes Laura Collins-Hughes is negative: "So it is absolutely bizarre that “Beaches” the musical, which opened on Wednesday night at the Majestic Theater, is a spectacularly unaffecting experience. Based on the novel, which is more of a backstage story than the movie, this adaptation arrives on Broadway a dozen years after its world premiere but seems like a corner-cutting rush job, in too much of a hurry to take the necessary care."
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Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:04pm
Variety - Frank Rizzo is negative: "‘Beaches’ Broadway Review: Soulless and Uninspired Musical Remake of Beloved Film Washes Ashore"
https://variety.com/2026/legit/reviews/beaches-broadway-review-awful-musical-remake-bette-midler-film-1236727693/
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:05pm
macklemore1 said: "I sawBeacheslast night (4/21) with the lowest of low expectations and was pleasantly surprised.”
Having zero expectations just means that, if you didn’t feel compelled to walk out at intermission, then it’s a tick in the win column and everything after is just drivel.
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:06pm
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:06pm
When you set yourself up for it: "Despite Jessica Vosk, BEACHES Is Beached – Review" (Theatrely)
Negative on source material, book, set, but does praise the "hard-working cast"
https://www.theatrely.com/post/despite-jessica-vosk-beaches-is-beached-review
Updated On: 4/22/26 at 11:06 PM
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:07pm
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:10pm
There's a paywall, but Chicago Tribune's Chris Jones is positive:
All that said, my eyes were more moist than they were a decade ago, perchance a function of my age and growing sentimentality, but also of a story that just is inherently appealing, especially for anyone who has seen cherished friends drop away.
There is an audience for this sentimental piece, I think, given the relative paucity of sincere musicals this season. Women, especially, who remember and love the movie and its signature song will warm to its proffering of a thing devoutly to be wished: your most successful friend telling you they owe it all to you.
Enough for a nice matinee with a bestie, no?
https://www.chicagotribune.com/2026/04/22/review-beaches-broadway/
Updated On: 4/22/26 at 11:10 PM
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:12pm
Enough for a nice matinee with a bestie, no?
THERE'S your pull-quote!
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:13pm
Chris Jones should be shot into the sun for giving this show such a positive review
Updated On: 4/23/26 at 11:13 PM
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:17pm
KevinKlawitter said: "Theatremania is positive: "Beaches is that rare new musical based on well-known intellectual property that manages to exceed our hopes, gently sailing us into an ocean of emotional storytelling until we lose sight of the shore.""
By all means, love what you love but we CANNOT be praising the wigs. At a certain point we have to live in reality.
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:22pm
Patti LuPone FANatic said: "I personally am not a fan of some of the theatrical vultures in this thread. Some persons seem to revel in a show's potential closure. I've read posts on social media where Jessica Vosk has mentioned the years of hard work to have Beaches on Broadway. Whatever ultimately happens, I'd like to congratulate the creatives, the technical people and all the individuals who have been involved with Beaches. All the best to them."
yeah you all are just really mean…
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:23pm
Positive from Slant.
https://www.slantmagazine.com/theater/beaches-review/
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:25pm
Musigamist said: "When you set yourself up for it: "Despite Jessica Vosk, BEACHES Is Beached – Review" (Theatrely)
Negative on source material, book, set, but does praise the "hard-working cast"
https://www.theatrely.com/post/despite-jessica-vosk-beaches-is-beached-review"
"James Noone’s set (designed to stay out of the way of David Bengali’s hideous projections) is ready to pack up and hit the road. Should anyone in the touring cast fall ill, Mike Stoller’s bland score and Jennifer Rias’ choreography can be performed by most passersby within a mile of your city’s performing arts center. Tracy Christensen’s costumes can be found at Sears right now, J. Jared Janas’ wigs at the Party City next door, and even the shadiest non-union house can quickly rig up Ken Billington’s lighting designs."
That is absolutely scathing lmao
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:27pm
Laurapattifan said: "Positive from Slant.
https://www.slantmagazine.com/theater/beaches-review/"
It reads much more mixed to me, praises the performances but the calls lyrics “pedestrian,” discusses characters who you shouldn’t care about, criticizes the scale of production versus the stage, and ends by saying it should be a chamber piece somewhere else.
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:29pm
DiscoCrows said: "Musigamist said: "When you set yourself up for it: "Despite Jessica Vosk, BEACHES Is Beached – Review" (Theatrely)
Negative on source material, book, set, but does praise the "hard-working cast"
https://www.theatrely.com/post/despite-jessica-vosk-beaches-is-beached-review"
"James Noone’s set (designed to stay out of the way of David Bengali’s hideous projections) is ready to pack up and hit the road. Should anyone in the touring cast fall ill, Mike Stoller’s bland score and Jennifer Rias’ choreography can be performed by most passersby within a mile of your city’s performing arts center. Tracy Christensen’s costumes can be found at Sears right now, J. Jared Janas’ wigs at the Party City next door, and even the shadiest non-union house can quickly rig up Ken Billington’s lighting designs."
That is absolutely scathing lmao"
Well that is just brutal. Sadly also hilarious.
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:40pm
I just went directly to the Review Roundup and it’s a overall critical firing squad for the ages.
https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Review-Roundup-BEACHES-Opens-on-Broadway-20260422
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:48pm
Patti LuPone FANatic said: "I personally am not a fan of some of the theatrical vultures in this thread. Some persons seem to revel in a show's potential closure. I've read posts on social media where Jessica Vosk has mentioned the years of hard work to have Beaches on Broadway. Whatever ultimately happens, I'd like to congratulate the creatives, the technical people and all the individuals who have been involved with Beaches. All the best to them."
R, you are such a lovely human. But people are paid to review shows and there will be reactions to them on here. I understand the years of work. I understand how awful it is when a show doesn't work out. I understand how hard everyone is working on that stage, which is why I ended my review stating I was heartbroken for the cast, looking out to empty houses every night. But, there is always a bomb every season, and considering they have been working on this for over a decade, the finished product should have been much, much better. It's almost unbelievable how bad it turned out to be. I do hope they all find new jobs quickly.
Updated On: 4/23/26 at 11:48 PM
Posted: 4/22/26 at 11:56pm
Vosk seems to be singled out for praise in several of these reviews which otherwise trash the production. Could she end up as their lone Tony nomination?
Posted: 4/23/26 at 12:05am
ElephantLoveMedley said: "Vosk seems to be singled out for praise in several of these reviews which otherwise trash the production. Could she end up astheir lone Tony nomination?"
I think most people have always been expecting Vosk to get a nomination.
Posted: 4/23/26 at 12:30am
getatme said: "I do not think Vosk will be nominated."
There is no way anything from this show is nominated with reviews like these, even if Vosk is the saving grace. Sad for all the cast, crew, and musicians involved.
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