Beaches reviews
Beaches reviews#100
Posted: 4/24/26 at 10:09pm
Both shows tomorrow and the Sunday matinee look like they have respectable sales, but their Sunday evening show has about 100 seats sold.
Beaches reviews#101
Posted: 4/24/26 at 10:25pm
I’m sure (or at least I hope) they’ll paper the hell out of it but I can’t imagine looking out from the stage and seeing that.
Beaches reviews#102
Posted: 4/24/26 at 10:35pm
Charley Kringas Inc said: "I’m sure (or at least I hope) they’ll paper the hell out of it but I can’t imagine looking out from the stage and seeing that."
They are papering, but it seems to be very under wraps as I don’t see it in the usual places. The producers are likely are extremely embarrassed as to how this is going and, given the ass-kicking they got in the reviews, aren’t likely willing to give out tickets to potentially allow more bad word of mouth
Beaches reviews#103
Posted: 4/24/26 at 10:46pm
The only thing that causes people to avoid beaches like this is red tide.
Beaches reviews#105
Posted: 4/24/26 at 11:49pm
BrodyFosse123 said: "It was a packed house tonight.
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my condolences, my friend.
Beaches reviews#106
Posted: 4/25/26 at 12:14am
ACL2006 said: "Both shows tomorrow and the Sunday matinee look like they have respectable sales, but their Sunday evening show has about 100 seats sold.
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This is the type of thing that casts grumble about when the goin' gets tough. A little thing that makes a big difference is making sure the house doesn't look embarassingly empty. It's a morale killer, especially for the final show of opening week.
Even if they triple their sales over the next 40 hours, that house will still look empty.
Meanwhile, the scroll of quotes on their website has two from Broadway.com, an outlet that doesn't write reviews and is owned by their own co-producer, John Gore.
Beaches reviews#107
Posted: 4/25/26 at 7:05am
ErmengardeStopSniveling said: "ACL2006 said: "Both shows tomorrow and the Sunday matinee look like they have respectable sales, but their Sunday evening show has about 100 seats sold.
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This is the type of thingthat casts grumble about when the goin' gets tough. A little thingthat makes a big differenceis making sure the house doesn't look embarassingly empty. It's a morale killer, especially for the final show of opening week.
Even if they triple their sales over the next 40hours, that house will still look empty.
Meanwhile, the scroll of quotes on their website has two from Broadway.com, an outlet that doesn't write reviews and is owned by their own co-producer, John Gore."
they should just tell everyone in the mezz to move down to the orchestra. I can't imagine that they don't announce their closing on Monday.
Beaches reviews#108
Posted: 4/25/26 at 7:52am
is there anything coming in next season that is capable of filling the Majestic and having a decent run?
Beaches reviews#109
Posted: 4/25/26 at 9:54am
GirlFromOz68 said: "is there anything coming in next season that is capable of filling the Majestic and having a decent run?"
The Full Monty revival if they get a name?
Beaches reviews#110
Posted: 4/25/26 at 10:59am
ACL2006 said: "GirlFromOz68 said: "is there anything coming in next season that is capable of filling the Majestic and having a decent run?"
The Full Monty revival if they get a name?"
Roundabout is producing and it will play the Haimes.
Purple Rain or Dreamgirls?
Beaches reviews#111
Posted: 4/25/26 at 11:03am
I just realized that this is the second collaboration between Mike Stoller and Iris Rainer Dart...
...the first was The People in the Picture.
Featured Actor Joined: 3/1/10
Beaches reviews#113
Posted: 4/25/26 at 11:36am
Kad said: "I just realized that this is the second collaboration between Mike Stoller and Iris Rainer Dart...
...the first was The People in the Picture."
Hmm. This one was pretty big, too. Donna Murphy was Tony nominated (only nomination the show received, though). It only ran from April to June 2011 as a limited engagement and closed on its scheduled date so it ran as intended at Studio 54. As they say in Guatemala: “que paso con BEACHES?”
Featured Actor Joined: 1/8/24
Beaches reviews#114
Posted: 4/25/26 at 1:02pm
GirlFromOz68 said: "is there anything coming in next season that is capable of filling the Majestic and having a decent run?"
phantom of the opera revival
Beaches reviews#115
Posted: 4/25/26 at 3:55pm
I thought it was hilarious
https://x.com/DudeSkipper/status/2048115961010471153
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
Beaches reviews#116
Posted: 4/25/26 at 5:18pm
Once again, the folks who "love theatre" have shown just how much they love it by celebrating and mocking the failure of a show, which leads to unemployed artists and tech. So much "love".
Beaches reviews#117
Posted: 4/25/26 at 5:32pm
MezzoDiva47 said: "GirlFromOz68 said: "is there anything coming in next season that is capable of filling the Majestic and having a decent run?"
phantom of the opera revival
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yes i adnit that did pop into my head!!
Beaches reviews#119
Posted: 4/25/26 at 7:21pm
iluvtheatertrash said: "Once again, the folks who "love theatre" have shown just how much they love it by celebrating and mocking the failure of a show, which leads to unemployed artists and tech. So much "love"."
Okay, but this is not theatre
Beaches reviews#120
Posted: 4/25/26 at 7:29pm
Dolly80 said: "Is this show still running?"
At this point, it’s running on fumes. 
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
Beaches reviews#121
Posted: 4/25/26 at 7:31pm
Call_me_jorge said: "iluvtheatertrash said: "Once again, the folks who "love theatre" have shown just how much they love it by celebrating and mocking the failure of a show, which leads to unemployed artists and tech. So much "love"."
Okay, but this is not theatre"
I didn't like Beaches. So I've got no skin in the game. But it's theatre. It is literally theatre. The definition of theatre does not change because you don't like a show.
Beaches reviews#122
Posted: 4/25/26 at 7:38pm
This is a Broadway message board. You are in a particular thread for a show that is pure garbage. People are allowed to discuss it and what caused it to fail. In fact, many of us showed concern for the people involved in our reviews, including myself. Show business is brutal, and everyone knows it. I have seen NO ONE mock anyone who will be unemployed so you can stop your holier than thou bullsh*t.
Updated On: 4/25/26 at 07:38 PMBeaches reviews#123
Posted: 4/25/26 at 7:40pm
iluvtheatertrash said: "Call_me_jorge said: "iluvtheatertrash said: "Once again, the folks who "love theatre" have shown just how much they love it by celebrating and mocking the failure of a show, which leads to unemployed artists and tech. So much "love"."
Okay, but this is not theatre"
I didn't like Beaches. So I've got no skin in the game. But it's theatre. It is literally theatre. The definition of theatre does not change because you don't like a show."
What do you want people to do, roll around on the ground and cry? Every season has its flops, that's the nature of the business. It's the responsibility of producers to ensure that the shows they're bringing to Broadway don't immediately implode and put everyone working on them out of a job.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
Beaches reviews#124
Posted: 4/25/26 at 8:38pm
You can discuss a show being bad and its closure without it being gleeful, relentless and cruel.
And sweetie darling? You're one of the most repugnant and loathed people on this message board. Spare me the lesson in message board etiquette.
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