How is that bitchy?
I find it cute, hilarious, down to earth, and did I mention hilarious?
The note in particularly makes it NOT bitchy.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"