Quite simple: when your cellphone goes off, you deserve what you get. After having the final monologue of STREAMERS almost ruined last night by a moron with a cellphone, I have every sympathy with Mr. Naughton.
I seem to remember that using cellphones is illegal in theatres anyway. Wouldn't the cellphone being on constitute use of the cellphone?
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