Falsettos...
"What More Can I Say" - beautiful song, but some of the lyrics make me not want to like it.
"What Would I Do" - same thing goes with that one.
Finn, is a great musician, but not the best lyricist.
"Looking at Whizzer is like eating Trafe" - The WORST line in the show, only because he has to find something to rhyme with Safe. He is no Sondheim.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.