I'm not that far away... and I would definitely drive in for the night, but unfortunately I have a previous engagement in Chicago that week.
Amneris, are you planning on doing your best imitation of me with that pink feathered boa in tow?
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin