Bestie, seeing as how Christian Bale swore off musicals after Newsies, I doubt he'd be up to this.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."