#101
Posted: 7/24/05 at 9:14pm
Colored Spade from Hair the first time I heard it I ws too shocked to laugh, then it kind of sank in
Funniest song from any Broadway Show? — Page 5
#102
Posted: 7/24/05 at 9:33pm
I would have to say "Keep It Gay", "Springtime for Hitler", "The Internet is for Porn" and " Over The Moon" are the funniest songs I've heard.
"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
#103
Posted: 8/30/05 at 5:49pm
Bumping this thread, since it inspired the current playlist on my internet radio station (see below). Over 100 of what I think are the funniest songs from musicals (Broadway, Off-Broadway or Movies). I included most of the songs listed in this thread. Maybe you agree or maybe you don't, but they make me laugh...
Sho-Toonz - Funniest Songs From Musicals
Sho-Toonz - Funniest Songs From Musicals
Updated On: 8/30/05 at 05:49 PM
#104
Posted: 8/30/05 at 6:56pm
"Everyone's A Little Bit Racist"
"Schadenfreude"
"Four Jews in a Room Bitching"
"Schadenfreude"
"Four Jews in a Room Bitching"
"No two shows are alike in the making. Each show is a living
piece of your life in a small unreal world with its own character
and integrity; its own new set of memorable experiences and
incredible happenings. You begin to love and adapt to its strangeness.
Dreams harden into substance. Values come into focus. You wish
it would never end. The dream world vanishes like mist before a
rising sun; part of you vanishes with it. And back you land in the
real world with a thud- fogged, uneasy, jittery, difficult to get
along with. There is only one cure. A new show. A new, small
unreal world; new visions, experiences, incredible happenings.
Again you love it, adapt to it, wish it would never end.
But end it does. Another part of you vanishes.
That's show business."-Anonymous
#105
Posted: 8/30/05 at 7:31pm
i LOVE "i'm not that smart" from spelling bee but it's better live.
and also "my unfourtunate erection"
basically everything from Q
and also "my unfourtunate erection"
basically everything from Q
#106
Posted: 8/30/05 at 8:16pm
"I'm Not That Smart" is a pretty funny performance, but if you think about the lyrics, it's actually pretty sad. Yeah, some songs are much funnier when you see them than when you listen to them.
#107
Posted: 8/30/05 at 10:34pm
I'm not sure why, but "All for One" from Spamalot cracks me up every time.
#108
Posted: 8/31/05 at 6:04am
Story of My life from Hello Again
Songs about impotence are funny....
Songs about impotence are funny....
#109
Posted: 8/31/05 at 10:46am
Definately All About Ruprecht.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
#110
Posted: 8/31/05 at 11:44am
Very funny:
Funny/Duck Joke and Welcome to Brooklyn - My Favorite Year
Funny/Duck Joke and Welcome to Brooklyn - My Favorite Year
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#111
Posted: 8/31/05 at 12:50pm
Going back to the 1940's....
"Where is the Life that Late I Led" and "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" from Kiss Me, Kate
Also:
"I Just Can't Wait" from Subways are for Sleeping
"Therapy" from Tick, Tick, Boom
"Farmer's Tan" and "The Night Dolly Parton was Almost Mine" from Pump Boys and Dinnettes
"A Little Bit of Luck" and "Get Me to the Church on Time" from My Fair Lady
"Where is the Life that Late I Led" and "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" from Kiss Me, Kate
Also:
"I Just Can't Wait" from Subways are for Sleeping
"Therapy" from Tick, Tick, Boom
"Farmer's Tan" and "The Night Dolly Parton was Almost Mine" from Pump Boys and Dinnettes
"A Little Bit of Luck" and "Get Me to the Church on Time" from My Fair Lady
"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man
#112
Posted: 8/31/05 at 9:27pm
Yeah, "Funny/Duck Joke" is pretty hysterical. Just about anything with Andrea Martin cracks me up. She made My Favorite Year much more tolerable! I added that and some of these other suggestions to the playlist.
#113
Posted: 8/31/05 at 9:43pm
You Wont Susceed On Broadway from Spamalot when I first heard it in the play I almost wet myself!
"You wanna prowl? Be my night owl, well take my hand were gonna howlll...OUT TONIGHT!"-Daphne Rubin Vega the BEST Mimi ever!
#114
Posted: 8/31/05 at 9:52pm
Wont succeed on bway if you dont have any jews ! Spamalot
#115
Posted: 8/31/05 at 9:52pm
Wont succeed on bway if you dont have any jews ! Spamalot
#116
Posted: 8/31/05 at 10:03pm
Now, am I the only one who doesn't find "Won't Succeed on Broadway" very funny? I was hoping they would cut it after I saw the show in Chicago, but it's David Hyde Pierce's only big number. I didn't care for the Lancelot number either. I think "Song That Goes Like This", "Not Dead Yet" and "Diva's Lament" were much funnier.
#117
Posted: 8/31/05 at 10:28pm
La Vie Boheme from RENT
"bisexuals, trisexuals, homospaiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, PeeWee Herman" and "to leather to dildos to curry vindaloo" and "to faqqots, lezzies, dykes, crossdressers too!" Sme of that might b from La Vie Boheme B. Same basic concept.
Contact is close..."I think I missed...don't be pissed. It was bad for me. Was it bad for you?"
"bisexuals, trisexuals, homospaiens, carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, PeeWee Herman" and "to leather to dildos to curry vindaloo" and "to faqqots, lezzies, dykes, crossdressers too!" Sme of that might b from La Vie Boheme B. Same basic concept.
Contact is close..."I think I missed...don't be pissed. It was bad for me. Was it bad for you?"
Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"
#118
Posted: 8/31/05 at 10:44pm
The Creation of Man from The Scarlet Pimpernel. The song itself isn't so fuuny, it's what they do with the song that makes me laugh (especially the version they did on the tour).
Javert is dead and Jean Valjean can finally live his life... PARTY AT LIFE CAFE TO FOLLOW!!!
#119
Posted: 8/31/05 at 11:57pm
Has anyone mentioned Sondheim's "The Boy From..."?
"I am the sound of distant thunder, the color of flame."
CARRIE the Musical
#120
Posted: 9/1/05 at 12:03am
Everyone's a little bit racist
You can be as loud as the hell...(just for playing it in your car reactions)
&
Over the Moon (I would LOVE to have seen Idina's audition where she thought it was a serious performance piece. It had to be a riot.)
You can be as loud as the hell...(just for playing it in your car reactions)
&
Over the Moon (I would LOVE to have seen Idina's audition where she thought it was a serious performance piece. It had to be a riot.)
Idina: This is called a kielbasa!
Pianist: It's called a 'KA-basa'...
Idina: It's called a kabasa? Oh, a KIEL-basa's a sausage, isn't it? I CAN PLAY THAT TOO! HULLO!!
#121
Posted: 9/1/05 at 12:22am
I can't believe no one has mentioned "Paris Makes Me Horny" from Victor/Victoria. My voice teacher assigned this to me a few weeks ago, and it took me a few tries to get through the first sing-through...I was laughing so hard!
"This is what I trained to do, and this is what I love about theater. What I love about being an actress is being able to really look into myself and understand another human being. And out my own self, to shape and form and fashion a real human being--and to present that in such a way that people see something of themselves or their own understanding in that human being."
--Phylicia Rashad
#122
Posted: 9/1/05 at 12:53am
WickedJerseyGirl,
what do you mean?
what do you mean?
#123
Posted: 9/1/05 at 1:53am
Idina said that when she read the script she was baffled by over the moon. She just didn't get it. She took it to her mother, who is a psychologist or something similar and her mother told her that she thought the piece was about a woman betrayed. So, when Idina went in a read the part, she read Over The Moon completely serious. They let her get completely through it before they explained it to her, I believe. I know I read it and of course now I can't find it...lol.
ETA: I knew I could find it:
quote: [Idina:] "I got the thing back - 'Over the Moon' - and I had no idea what it was. I didn't read the script, nothing, and it just read to me as a sweet monologue. I didn't know it was supposed to be performance art, I didn't know anything -- So I went in and I just did it really realistic, you know? Like *sweet speaking voice* 'Last night I had a dream... I found myself in a desert. Called Cyberland. Hot.' (???) So Michael Greif, the director -- *laughs* And he let me do the whole THING like that!!! I called my mom, and I told her 'Mom, you know, what do you think this means?? I don't understand.' And like, she's a therapist, and she's like 'Well. It sounds like the woman's really been betrayed' and all this crap!"
Like, there is like a website and like you can hear her like actually say like the actual quote.
ETA: I knew I could find it:
quote: [Idina:] "I got the thing back - 'Over the Moon' - and I had no idea what it was. I didn't read the script, nothing, and it just read to me as a sweet monologue. I didn't know it was supposed to be performance art, I didn't know anything -- So I went in and I just did it really realistic, you know? Like *sweet speaking voice* 'Last night I had a dream... I found myself in a desert. Called Cyberland. Hot.' (???) So Michael Greif, the director -- *laughs* And he let me do the whole THING like that!!! I called my mom, and I told her 'Mom, you know, what do you think this means?? I don't understand.' And like, she's a therapist, and she's like 'Well. It sounds like the woman's really been betrayed' and all this crap!"
Like, there is like a website and like you can hear her like actually say like the actual quote.
Idina: This is called a kielbasa!
Pianist: It's called a 'KA-basa'...
Idina: It's called a kabasa? Oh, a KIEL-basa's a sausage, isn't it? I CAN PLAY THAT TOO! HULLO!!
Updated On: 9/1/05 at 01:53 AM
#124
Posted: 9/1/05 at 1:58am
Basically any song from Avenue Q. I don't think it's the funniest song from a Broadway show, but I love "There is Life Outside Your Apartment", there are some really great lyrics in that song ("And a homeless man who only wants to buy something to eat...sorry, can't help you!"). And I think "I'm gonna jump!...don't do it!...ok!" is hilarious.
#125
Posted: 9/1/05 at 11:31am
"the Glee Club" from "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown"
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