I left feeling mixed-to-positive.
It reminded me of DIRTY ROTTEN, but with better music.
Firstly, thank God for Rob McClure. He takes Jack, who on paper is thin at best, and makes him the engine that drives the show. You can’t wait for him to come back onstage. Tony Danza, as others have said, doesn’t have a soaring voice, but he doesn’t need it. He’s handsome, charming, and just the right amount of sleazy. And he taps! Brynn O'Malley does yeoman’s work in a role that’s mostly a plot device; she manages to give Betsy personality and dimension, though she could do more with stronger writing.
The supporting players are adequate, but none of them are knockout enough to warrant all of the songs they’re given. This is a three-character story, but every third or fourth song is sung by some random side character introduced in the scene beforehand, so a lot of the score, even when it’s good, feels padded and extraneous.
JRB reprises endlessly, giving you a chance to re-examine a handful of his melodies throughout the show, and that’s a good thing. I have no memory for music, but a week later, I can still sing you a few of the songs. The last time that happened for me was G’s GUIDE with “Poison in My Pocket” and “I’ve Decided to Marry You.”
But sadly, the entire production needs, as the old show-biz phrase goes, to be punched up. The “showstoppers” all stop just short of stopping the show. Give Tony a dancing chorus towards the end of that tap number! The show is “lol” funny, but it should be “LMAO” funny. And lastly, it looks a little cheap. The material for BULLETS wasn’t this good, but I remember the sets and costumes. There’s a necessarily chintzy-glitz aesthetic to VEGAS, but even the opening scenes and the later scenes in Hawaii look like some great design ideas were scaled back for budgetary reasons.
And Tommy’s cancer song should go. The audience laughed hesitantly, uncomfortably, as though they were only laughing because they knew they were supposed to. A song like that says something nasty about this guy’s character, and we can’t be that turned off by him so early in the show. And the show wants it both ways – he sings the song but remains charming doing it. Which doesn’t work. Whizzer talks about the character’s melancholy, which is spot on. It’s his most human and affecting trait. He misses his late Donna desperately, but giving him a song where he’s jokey-jokey about her illness and death undermines that. The only thing good about the song right now is that it’s short and not musically memorable.
So, the show is decent. It’s got a good score – maybe a very good score – and one great and two winning lead performances. It could be “fixed.” Nothing can be done about the production values, but the score could be streamlined and the book funnied up. But it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. C’est la vie. I look forward to enjoying the cast recording.
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