WHAT the what is that review? "This movie." If that review said "this movie" one more time, I was going to throw my fist through my laptop screen and hope that I'd hit them in the face.
I guess everyone dies but Rapunzel if it's 99%...or was that a poor exaggeration?
Again the problem with the songs is that people are so used to a repeatable chorus that when it doesn't happen it messes with their mind.
Which is one of the reasons I love the songs. I would argue how great Into the Woods is until my fingers bled.
There's this one that was positive review but they said this: "Because this is a Disney product, it begins with each character wishing for something each did not have."
Uh...that's how the musical begins. I can't handle reading any more.
Anyone surprised by how much ITW advertising is happening on Boadwayworld? I mean, this is the movie's prime audience. Good or bad, pretty much everyone who comes to this site is seeing it. Great for Broadwayworld, but perhaps a waste of money for the movie's advertising budget.
And gotta love another hilarious user comment. "It’s an outdated piece of crap – a musical with horrible excuses for music, a story that’s stupid and unfunny and a good cast totally wasted"
I've been reading some reviews and it seems like everyone is complaining about the "last third of the film," which, I assume, is where things turn dark and people start dying. Did these people think Happily Ever After would really come? Do they have no clue what the original play is about? If you lose the second half, you lose the whole point of the thing. I didn't think it would happen, but it has: reviews of the movie version of Into the Woods have taught me a lot about how dull and dumb people can be.
"Contentment, it seems, simply happens. It appears accompanied by no bravos and no tears."
It's human nature to want Happily Ever After; fairy tales wouldn't exist if that wasn't the case. I've always thought the moral of ITW is that you can find happiness even if you don't end up getting what (you think) you want. And a lot of times, getting what you want doesn't make you happy.
That said, if anything sinks this movie it will be that after the kind of year 2014 has been (Ebola, Ferguson, very sad deaths of well-known people) the general moviegoing public might not want to go see a movie that emphasizes how lousy life is in the sort of yank-the-rug-out way that ITW does. Guess we'll see.
The NYPost raves that this is "the best musical of the 21st Century", and that Blunt and Streep deliver "two of the year’s very best female performances"!!!!
And also it points out that no one is alone. No matter who you are and what you're going through.
Which is one of my favorite points. Because often people think that they're the only ones going through something or that because they're going through something they have no one who cares.
Everyone does end up getting something in Into The Woods, it's just not what they wished for. Or maybe it's not as they wished it.
Exactly. This shows the people (if that is their complaint that the second half is too dark instead of something else...) who are complaining about that are wanting generic films that go through a check list before the end. Or they really also don't like that the songs are like lines with music.
I cannot wait to see it. I wish I could film myself watching it because I'm sure I will look like a child singing to every single song...the very child that annoyed his parents because OMG gotta watch it one more time kind of thing---ad nauseam.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
The film is predicted for a $40,000,000 opening weekend consider the films budget is 50mil then this is sure to be a smash hit. I am excited to see how it progresses.
At this point this is Rob Marshall's most well liked film since CHICAGO. The reviews are definitely better than the ones for LES MISERABLES that's for sure.
Though this review has some reasonable points about story-halting numbers like "Giants in the Sky", this reviewer has some bizarre nitpicks:
"The woods are just trees / The trees are just wood," sings one of the fairy-tale characters before and after she and a group of other characters sing that they're going—you guessed it—into the woods.
The literalism of the lyrics makes a certain kind of sense for the stage. The woods behind a proscenium arch clearly are not real. They're pieces of set. The art of theater is representing reality through illusion. The art of cinema is presenting an illusion that appears to be reality. We don't really need to be told of what things the woods are made or, for that matter, of what material the things that make up the woods are made. In a play, we can forgive that sort of excessive description as a part of maintaining the illusion. In a movie, it's much more difficult to excuse."
Here's another rave from Susan Wloszczyna for Rogertebert.com
“Into the Woods” will provide edifying sustenance for holiday crowds desperate to find a fitting movie to share with their family after the gift-opening and feasting is over. Plus, it will act as a harmonic palate cleanser for all those stale Christmas carols that have been playing since Halloween.
Susan is a pretty good critic on her own terms. Now where in the world is The New York Times? I hope it's Dargis rather than Scott.. I can't stand the guy.