I was there tonight and what can one possibly say? It was trash. Pure trash. Trash that stunk so badly even the great Nell Carter herself wouldn't have advised to get any cash for it. Burn the damn thing and start all over again.
First let me say that I like Jekyll & Hyde- well the concept recording and OBCR anyway. They are both major guilty pleasures of mine; soaring power ballads and inane comedy/ensemble numbers. What's not to love.
The score is done a major disservice in this revival. The book has been hacked to bits, making the story very hard to follow, and the score sits on the stage like mush. Tempos are all over the place, and even the big numbers like This is the Moment and Someone Like You tend to get lost in the mix. (I hated the new version of Murder that opened act two- where was all the campy fun of the previous incarnations?)
The physical production is a mess. The set is hideous; the projections pure dreck. Not since Baby, It's You have projections looked this bad. For a while I thought we were back in Chaplin as everyone was dressed in black and white. The laboratory set is joke and overall the thing looks cheap, cheap, cheap.
Of all the badness in this production, the worst offense might be the direction. (There is A LOT of competition for the honor of worst aspect of the night, but forced to choose I opt for Jeff Calhoun's shoddy work.) Basically the actors are asked to plant themselves whenever a song starts and just belt and riff as much as possible. The staging is so stagnant that as campy as it can be in one moment, by the next it's mind-numbingly dull.
The actors were bad, each in their own special ways. Constantine sounded fine, but sang each number as if he didn't have a single clue what he was singing about. There was no variation to anything he did. Well, that's not quite true. He try out about 10 different English/Irish/Scottish accents throughout the evening, hoping one would stick. Alas none of them stayed for very long, although some made several repeat appearances. He riffed away at each song, but This is the Moment frankly had me struggling to stay awake.
Deborah Cox's voice was in rough shape, save for a few big notes and the second half of A New Life. It was like listening to Whitney post My Love is Your Love. A shadow of what things once were, peppered with glimmers of the past. Bring On the Men was her low point of the night. There was no understanding of the humor in that song. At least Linda Eder, limited actress that she is, had fun with it.
Teal Wicks comes off the best I guess, and truthfully she sounded great during In His Eyes, but other than that she made no impression.
The board of governors need to enroll themselves in overacters anonymous ASAP. At least they get killed and we don't have to put up with them for most of act two.
At least Wonderland had me hysterically laughing. This is just shockingly awful.
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!