I'm glad I'm not the only one who detested this show. I found the entire affair pointless, amateurish, cliched, and torture to sit through. I contemplated an intermission departure, but thought that maybe it would get better. It didn't, and act 2 was actually far worse!
The show's biggest problem is that it's not even awful in a "so bad it's good" way, like say, Xanadu. This show is just plain awful. The music is awful and the lyrics are worse ("What's the word, tweety bird?" Really?! Really!?!). The plot is so trite and cliched that it's not worth even discussing. Given that the stakes are so minimal, there's no reason to invest in these characters.
Of course, the show does not even follow the Marc Shaiman rule where, if there's a large black woman in the show, you know she's getting a big, rousing gospel song in act 2. The male lead, who seems to have no credits to speak of, is absolutely awful- terrible singer, no acting ability, and not really a dancer. But he's hot. So we know why he was cast. Patti Murin can't elevate the material, and actually strained to hit some of the higher notes in her songs...or it could have just been the over-amplification. Who knows? Who cares?
Audience response was tepid- the cast tried desperately to get everyone to stand up and dance, but no one did, excet for two random old people, who had to be investors. A number of (smart) people fled at intermission, and many more paid no attention to the curtain call and instead gathered up their belongings to make a fast exit.
It's sad to think that a year ago, legends like Elaine Stritch, Angela Lansbury, and Bernadette Peters were on this stage, and now we have...this.
Updated On: 11/23/11 at 11:29 PM