toanythingtaboo, the 'sooner buy defying gravity' is playing of the previous line of 'so if that's love, it comes at much too high a cost'. I actually like that line, though I know a lot of people think it's stupid.
"I wish I had taken more pictures" During I Wish i colud go back to college from Avenue q. It brings the song to a screaching halt
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
"Hey Eponine! What's up today?" bugs me no matter who is playing Marius. There's just no way of making that line work.
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
"We have ways of making you vote for us, or at least from making you abstain." -A New Argentina, EVITA. I absolutely HATHATEHATE this line. But I put up with it to hear Patti's phenomenal belting.
"You saw beyond all the the blonde to my mind." -Take It Like A Man, LEGALLY BLONDE Now really a bad line, but Laura Bell sounds like she says "Be-hond" and it really irritates me.
<-----Bernadette Peters and Alexander Hanson in A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC.
Send in the clowns...Send in the crowds!
"I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface."-Stephen Sondheim
Perfectly Marvelous-- When Andrew Call played Marius at the Signature Theatre, he pronounced it like, "Hey, Eponine... 'sup today?" and sounded bizarrely gangsta. After that line, his Marius was the most inhibited, awkward, and nerdy that I've seen (by the way, I thought he did a GOOD job), and it was such a weird, jarring contrast.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Very very nice, very very very nice etc. from Spelling Bee.
"Rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love."
-Neil Patrick Harris
From 'The World Has Gone Insane' (Jekyll and Hyde). I think this song was cut, thankfully.
"The world has gone insane! And parasites are eating at my brain! And nothing is the way it was before! A pack of wolves is howling at my door!"
The rest of the song is of the same quality.
From West Side Story, 'Jet Song' - it really doesn't sound as tough as it should! Sounds like some kids in a treehouse.
"We're drawin' the line, so keep your noses hidden! We're hangin' a sign, says "visitors forbidden", and we ain't kiddin'!"
'Cool':
"Boy, boy, crazy boy, Get cool, boy! Got a rocket in your pocket, Keep coolly cool, boy! Don't get hot, 'Cause man, you got Some high times ahead. Take it slow and Daddy-O, You can live it up and die in bed!
Boy, boy, crazy boy! Stay loose, boy! Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it. Turn off the juice, boy! Go man, go, But not like a yo-yo schoolboy. Just play it cool, boy, Real cool!"
Spelling Bee - 'The I Love You Song'
"Blame it on your daddily and mammily 'Cause depression runs in our family."
And a couple of rhymes that really annoy me:
Parade - 'Come Up To My Office'
"I know this new dance that they're doin' in Manhattan I'll get you dancin' like you've never done before And I'll give you things that they sent me from Manhattan"
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - 'Give Them What They Want' - the rhyming of "Zaa ba zoovie" (or whatever) with "In a movie"!
In Shrek, I wish “I’m a catch and a very gifted bowler” was “I’m a catch but I’m only getting older”
"In theater, the process of it is the experience. Everyone goes through the process, and everyone has the experience together. It doesn't last - only in people's memories and in their hearts. That's the beauty and sadness of it. But that's life - beauty and the sadness. And that is why theater is life." - Sherie Rene Scott
Seussical: Oh, the Thinks You Can Think The entirety of this number bothers me for some reason but..."Seuss, Seuss, Seuss, Seuss...Seu-u-uss."
kchenofan's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
^When a word is repeated for no reason it's just lazy and ridiculous. Example: Out of the Blue from Lippa's Wild Party "I think we're due for a party. Don't You? (I do!) Party! Party, party! Party!"
really...do you need to say party five times? (someone needs to count how many times the word party appears in that show)
You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl
"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor
"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl
"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott
You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl
"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor
"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl
"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott