Believe it or not, I really wanted to like it. I really did. I wanted to be transported by it. And I just plain wasn't.
I found the storytelling to be clumsy in the extreme -- it felt less like the film version of a Broadway musical, and more like the film version of a Broadway cast album. It just lurched along from Big Song to Big Song to Big Song to Big Song, in a way that just got annoying, I felt that big chunks of something was being left out, little things like plot exposition and character development. The alleged romance between Marius and Cosette comes off particularly hilariously as a result -- they're planning on getting married when they've only spent 7 minutes in each other's company.
I certainly appreciated Hooper's decision to keep the camera in close and intimate, rather than resorting to RobMarshallian Editing Room Hijinks. He lets me watch the actors actually sing, and they're actually singing, which turns out to be a mixed blessing, as it turns out. All too often it felt like too many of the actors were more concerned with the basic mechanics of Hitting Their Next High Note than what was actually going on with their characters. Jackman is particularly guilty of this, especially during his terribly uncomfortable rendition of Bring Him Home -- his eyes are wandering all over the place, and he's wandering all over the place rather than concentrating on the matter at hand, that prayer he's supposed to be sending heavenward about the welfare of the young man nearby.
The only amusing moment in Baron Cohen's performance was his inability to remember Cosette's name, and it got rather less amusing with time as I found myself unable to remember her name also. His really terribly blatant pickpocketing during Master Of The House got on my nerves, too.
The less said about Russell Crowe's somnambulent performance the better. I'd give a lot to know what was going on in Tom Hooper's head as he had to let Crowe get away with such dreadful singing and acting. Seriously, was that the best that they got out of him?
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Updated On: 12/30/12 at 07:16 PM