Everything that was wrong with episode 3 rests squarely on the incapable shoulders of Theresa Rebeck, which I find it weird to say because when I saw one of her dreadful plays all I could think is, "This woman is SOOOOOOO TV." She's not even THAT!
And speaking of royalties, not only do I never, EVER want to see another Katherine McPhee karaoke scene, I hope this show never EVER puts royalty payments into the pocket of the hideous homophobe John Rich ever again. Seriously, I just was so pissed off by that fricken "Redneck Woman" scene. Everything about it. And to think that fur coat wearing, clone mustache sporting, lady who doth protest TOO much is going to get MONEY from it. Gahhhhhhh. I would have preferred to see McPhee explaining the excitement of NYC to her awful friends and a complete replay of the Let Me Be Your Star montage from episode one. Also, what's the point of a karaoke scene if it's lip-synced. Why not just call it "Lip Sync Night"?
I watched the show in three 20 minute chunks. I couldn't get through it in one sitting. But I never thought I would ever say this in my life, but I am LOVING Cousin Debbie Messing. I have never been able to stand her before, but in this she is making choices that really appeal to me. When I watched Will & Grace I thought she looked like she THOUGHT she was channeling Lucille Ball. On this, when she's being sardonic, I feel like she's thinking about Sandra Bernhard and it works.
And who knows, maybe Rebeck is intentionally manipulating my feelings, but when McPhee said "As if I've never sung THIS before..." right before naryoke, I started to hate her and hope she gets cut from the workshop and becomes an escort hired to be in a three-way with Jack and Megan.
I guess my reaction wouldn't be so strong if I didn't love the heck out of episode one, and still found stuff to love in episode two.
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