Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

[darquegk]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 1:53pm

It's an old comic trope- characters passing by a theatre showing the low-rent "adult versions" of popular films, literature or plays, with a bad, usually punny, alternate title. The Simpsons did it best, with such titles as "On Golden Blonde," "Sperms of Endearment" and "I'll Do Anyone." What say we take this to the Great White Way!

Jersey Boy On Boys
Booty and the Beast
My Fair Labia
The Lion Queen
Rock Hard Inches
Fanny Girl
Anything Goes In
The Phantom of the Orifice
Hugh Jackman, Back On Bottom
Sticky Fly
Sister Act

[Actor2]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:18pm

War Whores
The Lion Fling
Cock of Rages
Penis in Fur
Lyistrata Bones

[quizking101]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:39pm

Sunday In The Park Bathroom With George Michael

On A Clear Day You Can See Foreskin

[darquegk]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:49pm

Gay Miserables
Gagtime
Eat Me In St. Louis
Naked Boys Humming
Joseph and the Amazing Spermicidal Raincoat
The Rocky Whore Show
The Two Gentlemen With A Bonah
Schtupp No More

[bwayphreak234]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:53pm

Little Shop of Whores

[darquegk]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:55pm

Bonnie On Clyde

[CJ N2N]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:55pm

Bonnie & Clit
Sunset Bonervard
Tit-anic
Hair

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:57pm

BLOW YOUR HORN; COME

[darquegk]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:57pm

Cumshot Boulevard
Rubberman: Turn On The Dorks
Twink Lear
The Book Of More Men

[CJ N2N]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:59pm

Patti on Mandy

OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD!

[matty159]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:59pm

Fun!

Ho Boat
Cherry Poppins
The Most Happy Fellator
Guys and Balls
The Man Who Came On Dinner

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:00pm

^LOL

[darquegk]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:01pm

Shannon? Do 'Er!
The Pirate Queef

[CJ N2N]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:06pm

Into my Wood
You're a Big Man, Charlie Brown
^There goes my childhood...

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:07pm

GREASE

[matty159]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:09pm

Sixty-Nine
Creamgirls

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:10pm

JIZZ SAIGON
(60)NINE
THE LAST FIVE QUEERS
ANNIE GET MY GUN
PIPE CLEAN
MERRILY WE HOLE A SCHLONG

Sample lyric:
Merrily we hole a schlong,
Hole a schlong,
Bursting with cream



EDIT: Matty, we are somewhat on the same page.

Updated On: 12/3/11 at 03:10 PM

[CJ N2N]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:11pm

Cumpany

[darquegk]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:13pm

The Clitoral Mermaid

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:14pm

The Last Five Queers actually sounds interesting! Where can I buy a ticket?

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:17pm

At the box orifice.

[CJ N2N]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:18pm

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Whorehouse

[matty159]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:20pm

Dirty Rotten Sanchez

[Nettik]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:26pm

Peter Packs
110 in the Bed
The 25th Annual Putnam County Orgy
Bye Bye Virginity
Fanny Face
Good Vibrators
Gay Gardens
The Mystery of Edwin's Pubes

[SNAFU]

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:26pm

Spankalot