Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

#1

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 1:53pm

It's an old comic trope- characters passing by a theatre showing the low-rent "adult versions" of popular films, literature or plays, with a bad, usually punny, alternate title. The Simpsons did it best, with such titles as "On Golden Blonde," "Sperms of Endearment" and "I'll Do Anyone." What say we take this to the Great White Way!

Jersey Boy On Boys
Booty and the Beast
My Fair Labia
The Lion Queen
Rock Hard Inches
Fanny Girl
Anything Goes In
The Phantom of the Orifice
Hugh Jackman, Back On Bottom
Sticky Fly
Sister Act

#2

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:18pm

War Whores
The Lion Fling
Cock of Rages
Penis in Fur
Lyistrata Bones

#3

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:39pm

Sunday In The Park Bathroom With George Michael

On A Clear Day You Can See Foreskin

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#4

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:49pm

Gay Miserables
Gagtime
Eat Me In St. Louis
Naked Boys Humming
Joseph and the Amazing Spermicidal Raincoat
The Rocky Whore Show
The Two Gentlemen With A Bonah
Schtupp No More

#5

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:53pm

Little Shop of Whores

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#6

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:55pm

Bonnie On Clyde

#7

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:55pm

Bonnie & Clit
Sunset Bonervard
Tit-anic
Hair

#8

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:57pm

BLOW YOUR HORN; COME

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#9

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:57pm

Cumshot Boulevard
Rubberman: Turn On The Dorks
Twink Lear
The Book Of More Men

#10

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:59pm

Patti on Mandy

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#11

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 2:59pm

Fun!

Ho Boat
Cherry Poppins
The Most Happy Fellator
Guys and Balls
The Man Who Came On Dinner

#12

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:00pm

^LOL

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CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

#13

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:01pm

Shannon? Do 'Er!
The Pirate Queef

#14

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:06pm

Into my Wood
You're a Big Man, Charlie Brown
^There goes my childhood...

#15

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:07pm

GREASE

#16

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:09pm

Sixty-Nine
Creamgirls

#17

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:10pm

JIZZ SAIGON
(60)NINE
THE LAST FIVE QUEERS
ANNIE GET MY GUN
PIPE CLEAN
MERRILY WE HOLE A SCHLONG

Sample lyric:
Merrily we hole a schlong,
Hole a schlong,
Bursting with cream



EDIT: Matty, we are somewhat on the same page.

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CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

Updated On: 12/3/11 at 03:10 PM

#18

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:11pm

Cumpany

#19

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:13pm

The Clitoral Mermaid

#20

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:14pm

The Last Five Queers actually sounds interesting! Where can I buy a ticket?

#21

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:17pm

At the box orifice.

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CHURCH DOOR TOUCAN GAY MARKETING PUPPIES MUSICAL THEATER STAPLES PERIOD OIL BITCHY SNARK HOLES

#22

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:18pm

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Whorehouse

#23

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:20pm

Dirty Rotten Sanchez

#24

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:26pm

Peter Packs
110 in the Bed
The 25th Annual Putnam County Orgy
Bye Bye Virginity
Fanny Face
Good Vibrators
Gay Gardens
The Mystery of Edwin's Pubes

#25

Naughty Versions Of Show Titles

Posted: 12/3/11 at 3:26pm

Spankalot

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