Here are my thoughts based on the 3rd preview.
My question was if this show was good or bad. The truth is that it is the LAZIEST Broadway production I have memory of, hands down.
It made me SO mad because the show barely tries to accomplish anything. I rather sit through a Wildhorn show, at least he puts effort into it. I rather sit again through 9 to 5, or The Wedding Singer or Cry-Baby than this.
If the show needed another title, it would be: “get in and enjoy this, as it has lights and sets and the Rocky theme and... just give me your money, stupid tourist!”
I would like to separate the musical and this production of this musical currently running at the Winter Garden.
First of all, Ahrens and Flaherty. Shame on them. You would not ever believe this is the same team that brought us Ragtime. I remember when I forgot an assignment in high school and completed it the night before. This is what the score is like. It sounds like nothing, like they put it together with songs they didn’t use before. Actually, I take that back, as songs like “Get Down From the Tree’”can be glorious. This is barely music, you could struggle trying to find a melody in there. The lyrics are by Ahrens. As in, Lynn Ahrens’ 10 year old niece. Yes, the first song is about “at least I don’t have a broken nose” sang to the wall and his turtles; there is also a “I have the body, you have the brains” love song, and an “I’m the evil guy and look at me how evil I am” song, etc. Not so long ago I started a thread calling them sell outs. I stand by it. Their pay cheque better be fat. If they ever have a tribute for this duo, who know what they will use from this show, if anything.
Second, dear Mr. Stallone; the fact that you have power and money DOES NOT make you a playwright. No, we don’t need 307 scenes that last 2.5 minutes each like in the movies. Especially transitional scenes. This is theater, your audience has the potential to imagine things, put things together with, yes, their brains. On top of that, we don’t need a set change that graphically depicts each scene’s location. How embarrassing that you feel like exploiting a franchise in this manner.
The production of this musical (shocker) is a LOT better than the material. Without it, however, I don’t see it have much future as a show produced elsewhere. As I mentioned before, there is a set for every single thing. There is a set for when Rocky says hi to the hobos. For when he is crossing the street. There is a set for the set. No wonder it gets stuck. It all looks like a huge parking lot moving cars around automatically. If not pretty, at least it serves the purpose of the show’s lazy book.
Andy Karl starts with a pseudo impersonation and by act 2 he loses it all and he is just Andy Karl. Margo Siebert is a good performer.
The rest have little to do.
The thing this show has in its favor is that it so damn bland that anything that raises above its blandness starts feeling like a theatrical masterpiece. If audiences are so cynical as to eat this up, just give them the Rocky Theme for 2 hours straight and take away the nonsense. It only works as a spectacle when nostalgia is brought in, but these moments are so far and in between.
As a passionate Broadway enthusiast, shows like these make me mad. Shame on the Tonys too, if they decide this one is the best musical of the year.
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Updated On: 2/16/14 at 12:33 AM