Who has heard the biting parody of Sarah Brightman in the "Forbidden Broadway" 20th Anniversary recording? The specific song is "Con Te Partiro" / "Time I Said Goodbye.
One of the wittiest lines is: "I should be charged with a crime for....what I have done.... to opera...and Phantom on stage." Sarah Brightman is a "scream"....and not in a good way. from Roman in Austin, Texas
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)