Now that the critics have been kind enough to weigh in, let's do them the courtesy of weighing back.
I have rated my top three reviews, not based on whether they liked the show or not, but on quality of writing and the service they have provided to theatre (rather than say, to the ticket buyers, which can be their goal) by their review.
--------- The nomdeplume Spiderman Criticism Awards ----------
First Prize: Terry Teachout, Wall Street Journal
For saving us an overdone recap of the show's reported melodrama, placing the show into a wider theatrical context desirous of poetry, offering writing that informs free from venom or romanticism which flows beautifully without stopping the reader to have to reread, and for the understated "damp squib" metaphor.
Second Prize: Michael Feingold, The Village Voice
For the thought-filled evaluation of Spider-Man in the context of a cultural perception of theatrical success as related to "fame and money" rather than "artistic merit" or "adding something imaginative and exciting to world culture" and for presenting Julie Taymor in the context of her other theatrical endeavors beyond The Lion King.
(Caveat: one tossed slushie for the overused "tangled web" metaphor in the header, if indeed Mr. Feingold wrote the caption, as sometimes editors grab their prerogative).
As an aside, as Taymor's Grendel was mentioned in this review, and here is a lengthy NDP write-up of Grendel on BWW, which your NDP called "the MUST SEE show of the season":
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.php?thread=903907#2340311 Third Prize: Scott Brown, New York Magazine
For the attempt to reprise rococo style in theatrical review writing, purple prose with slips to hisses of Halloweenish metaphor ("aneurysm-in-progress," "carnival-of-the-damned," "shreddy," "lobotomized") yet underscoring a passionate desire that theatre contain a vision, or at least, an entertaining delusion.
Awards shall be paid out in an undisclosed number of gently used matchsticks in the year 2021. (I have a gas stove, you must wait.)
Your NDP shall refrain from the snarkiness of a Booby Prize, at least this time.
Anyone wishing to make their own assessments and awards, please feel free.