I don't know if this has already been done (I did search BTW), but what was the first moment that you can remember that made you get the theater bug?
Mine would have to be a tie between being a Grease obsessed little girl, and dancing to A Chorus Line in my grand parents living room when i was, like, 6 (which is even funnier now because two years ago I was Judy in ACL). Yep, my first taste of musical theater was Grease and A Chorus Line, interesting combo, right?
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu