They all laughed at lovely Laurette Taylor
When she made Amanda hers
They all laugh at rumors ‘bout this show of Sher’s
They all laughed at silly Sandy Duncan
When she said that she could fly
Lavin in a drama?
Liv Ullman as yo Mama?
It's the same old cry
They laughed at Lauren Bacall
AND GOD KNOWS THEY HAD CAUSE!
But the Times had a ball
And lionized her in “Åpplause” (be-bob-a-re-bob!)
They all say she never could be Fanny
Laugh! They bend in half!
(ever hear the story ‘bout the traveling salesman?)
But ho, ho, ho!
The Laughers ALWAYS laugh!
They laughed at a revival of Chicago
Still they clamor to get in
They all laughed at Stritchie when she gave up gin
They nay-sayed Antonio as Guido
Natasha in a Berlin bar
Audra and her Lizzie
Kept the laughers busy
That's how people are
Some laugh at Lauren as Fan
Say she is not "The Greatest Star”
But just suppose: Yes She Can!
Harty har har har har har!
They all laughed at Scarjo on Broadway
Before the tony she had won
They all laughed when Reba upped and got her gun
They all laughed at a show called Oklahoma
Said “No gags, no girls, no chance!”
They told Miss De Mille to stick to modern dance!
They laughed at Vivien Leigh
Said she could not “Fiddle-dee-dee!”
But, now, hear their plea:
“No one else could Scarlett be!”
They’ll all laugh like good old Mrs. Streikosh
At Bartlett’s Fanny TBA
But ho, ho, ho!
Who'll have the last laugh?
Hee, hee, hee!
Who’ll at the past laugh?
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
(A bit of pate?)
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
(I drink it all day)
Hee, hee, hee, hee!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
(In this pickle, what would Sadie say?)
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ha, ha, hee, hee!
(Cuz if a girl’s just too pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
She’s a real Miss Nobody U.S.A.!)
Ho, ho, ha, ha!
(The Kaiser runs a blockaway!)
He, he, he (De Carlo as Carlotta! Stratas in a schmatta!)
Ha, ha, ha (Rex Harrison... in a musical? WTF!)
Ho, ho, ho, ho (So you're going to make a big budget movie from some English play about the death of Mozart to star Tom Hulce and F. Murray Abraham and you expect it to be a hit.... good luck!)
Ha, ha, ha (Estelle Parsons... is she still alive?)
Ho, ho, ho (Julie's leaving Victor, Victoria... they're NUTS if they don't get Liza; IT CAN'T MISS!)
Ha, ha, ha
Who has the last laugh now??
Updated On: 7/27/11 at 11:47 PM