I think the only time I've ever paid full price for an orchestra seat was for the closing performance of Long Day's Journey into Night. I got in line at 5am for SRO, and waited until noon for the box office to open, and ended up being the 2nd person not to get SRO (apparently some people farther ahead in line must have bought 2 tix when they said they'd only buy 1, or someone jumped the line or something, because I should have had one of the last SRO spots)...Anyway, after waiting all that time, I wasn't going to leave empty handed. They had a few scattered singles and I managed to get a great orchestra seat on a side aisle. After going to opening night, it was worth the $100-whatever to go to closing night as well!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)