QAnon says Trump will lose the election (this has actually been his plan all along), and will then stun NYC audiences by stealthily reopening The Winter Garden in the middle of the night and will take over the role of Beetlejuice (after having Alex Brightman deported) and will run the show for 12 shows a week, thereby keeping The Music Man from ever opening. Ironically the ghost of Robert Preston will begin haunting the theater (this has been pre-arranged with the hereafter) and will amp up ticket sales tremendously. COVID-19 will infect every single human on the earth, EXCEPT for anyone who attends, or makes plan to attend, a performance of Trump's BEETLEJUICE. Ticket prices will be exorbitant, but will include a coupon for discount classes at a re-opened Trump University, and/or good for $100 in coins at any Trump casino. The best part of this is that Trump will never, ever leave the theater, sleeping in the roof chamber created for Betty Buckley when she used to go to the Heaviside layer above the theater, and so we will always know where he is, and his damage in other parts of the Earth will be minimal, at least for now. I have all this from reliable, very Deep-Throated sources........
Updated On: 9/27/20 at 05:15 PM