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Lea Michele is writing a book
finebydesign
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/17/07
#25Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:35pm
“But I believe I can write one of sorts: not a how-to-make-it-in-show-business book, but a guide to harnessing tenacity, passion, enthusiasm, and hard work to make your dreams come true.”
Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#27Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:39pm
Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?
She doesn't have the courage, uniqueness, nerve, or talent to do ANYTHING by herself except be a total bItch.
"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#28Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:40pmYou can't make a chapter be dramatic and deep by scrunching your face while you write it. Her secret weapon has been disabled.
#29Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:44pmI love it that she thinks she needs to write a book and that anyone has anything to learn about her. This will make for a great trashy read and then for even better toilet paper.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
#30Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:48pmChapter 14: Funny Girl is mine. MINE. MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME? I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RUN LAUREN AMBROSE OVER WITH A CAR. I WILL PLAY FANNY BRICE. I BROKE INTO RYAN MURPHY'S HOUSE AND THREATENED HIM WITH A FILLETING KNIFE UNTIL I GOT HIM TO TURN MY STORY ARC ON GLEE INTO A MULTI-EPISODE AUDITION FOR FUNNY GIRL. I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T PLAY FANNY BRICE, THE WORLD WILL BURN AND BLOOD WILL RUN IN THE STREETS I SWEAR TO GOD.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
finebydesign
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/17/07
#31Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:50pmI wish she was notable enough to be on the shelf with Snooki's "A Shore Thing" or Jessica Simpon's "Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding" but sadly she's just not that famous...
nasty_khakis
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/15/07
#32Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:04pm
Jordan, I was trying to reference her commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U1XByR5194
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#34Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:25pmNot my mom. My mom never co-starred with her.
#35Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:28pmYou people are such haters. You all know you're gonna pick a copy up when it's released. You won't be able to help yourselves.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#36Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:33pmI will pick up a copy on the Barnes & Noble clearance table if the book I really want is right under it.
#37Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:35pmAre you really going to want to wait 1 whole week until it's in the clearance section, though?
#38Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:35pm
Not you Wynbish. You will download it digitally. 
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#40Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:37pmCatalano on the other hand will read it from cover to cover in 1 sitting and then proceed to start from the beginning until he commits every last friggin' page to memory.
#42Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:53pmBefore you snicker, remember that Snooki is a New York Times bestselling author...
#43Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:19pm
Before I snicker?
That's why I'm snickering.
....but the world goes 'round
Dave19
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/11
#44Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:31pm
Carlos, unfortunately this board is full of trolls.
I wonder if they all know her personally to say these things. Or maybe they are just so mentally challenged that they believe all the jealous gossip they hear about her.
#45Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:36pmBelieve it or not Dave, the people that hate her the most are the people who've actually had to deal with her.
snarkmachine
Understudy Joined: 4/13/13
#47Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:52pmIs SA the only legit role she's originated? Like not in a two minute Castle on a Cloud part as a kid?
Dave19
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/11
#48Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:55pm
"Dave, STFU. I've worked with her."
Wow, then you must be a true professional to post sh*t about your colleagues on an internet message board.
Updated On: 5/23/13 at 04:55 PM
#49Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 5:05pmYou're mistaken. It's the book for the musical, "Lea! with a Zzzzzzz"
"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"
OperaBwayLover
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/07
#50Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 5:07pmI'm kinda sorry I'm not the ghostwriter for this book. What a fun job that's going to be for the lucky person who gets 'assigned'/stuck with her.
#51Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 5:28pmDave, what's it like to blindly follow someone with such little talent? Is it uber kewl?
