The Artist (Andy Warhol) is a caricature throughout--mannered observer dropping deadpan bon mots. There is no indication he has an interior life until the big 11 o'clock number. There is no reason why he sings this song. There is no introduction or transition of any kind. I agree with this. Plus, having Andy Warhol sing seemed weird.
Sammy (our female protagonist) goes to Studio 54, which she hates, because it is on the way home from her job and Forest Hills. This did seem random.
Sammy is a punk. Because she wears a hat? When she is first asked to sing, she does some kind of beat poetry, not punk. When she finally does sing, it's pop. There is not a single punk thing about her except, I guess, that she is from Forest Hills, where the Ramones are also from (this is actually stated in the show). This bothered me too. Plus, were there African American punk rockers? Maybe this is color-blind casting, and if it is, never mind my comment.
Chad's emergency contact is . . . Studio 54? His dad dies and Steve Rubell, who doesn't know who he is, gives him the message? Then sings a come-on song about sitting on daddy's lap? It didn't bother me that Chad gave out Studio 54 as his contact. That's where he works. Plus, people, back then, with no cell phones, that's what we did. Chad's life was so unsettled, maybe he was squatting somewhere without a home phone.
There is a trans character whose entire storyline is basically: "I'm a guy." "OK, *sings* I didn't fall in love with you for your chromosomes." Then they kiss behind a hat because we can't see two queer characters kiss? I saw the kiss directly. It was pretty fast, but it wasn't behind a hat.
After two scenes in Act 1 where Steve Rubell refuses entrance to Studio 54 because the people aren't attractive/cool enough (including our punk Hat Girl), there is a scene in Act 2 where the velvet rope supplicants are wearing t-shirts that say "too ugly to get in" on the back and letters on the front that spell "Let Us In" on the front. LITERALLY spelling out something that is too obvious to miss.
When Sammy gets her big debut, we first get an entire song from a character we've never been introduced to, played by a member of the chorus. Is this supposed to be a new character? Is this a Studio 54 denizen who has also been plucked from obscurity by the Artist for fame? Who knows? This bothered me too.
After the chorus girl sings her song, The Artist introduces a German avant garde electronic artist (Trask) who plays a long electronic song while the Artist dances avant gardely. At one point he lies down on a stool and spins around. At two points, he freezes and holds the pose for . . . 30 seconds? A minute? An eternity? It's interminable and excruciating. I didn't see Trask on stage last night unless he was in the scene when some of the band members come down to the stage? Maybe I just missed it.
There is a scene at the Artist's factory where his hangers on are wearing the leftover raincoats from American Psycho and garbage bags. I didn't see garbage bags.
Binky, the publicist/manager(?) has a big number near the end of Act 2 where she sings, "It's me you can't forget/not one single regret/I need a cigarette/oh look a clarinet" and the waitress walks by with a clarinet on a tray which Binky picks up and plays two notes on while also smoking a cigarette, WHY. This is still in the show, but it was funny, and I guess that's why it's there.
Chad's big art debut is a bust when the big neon Rake sign changes to Fake. Is this sabotage? An accident? An artistic critique from the universe? Who knows, but after a lot of exaggerated laughter from the chorus, he runs out in despair and starts turning tricks again. On the road. I thought it was sabotage at first but then maybe seemed deliberate.
DA to his assistant "Tonight I wanna be on your staff" *endless blowjob* This is still in the show.