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for the WICKED haters!
OhSoWicked
Broadway Star Joined: 7/18/04
#25re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:21pm
"Even a Wicked fan, such as I, can appreciate the genius that is this site. "
Ditto. That was hysterical!
#26re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:38pm
HAHAHAHAAaaaa
the Millie one is pretty hysterical also.
Millie42
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/19/04
#27re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:05pm
" I BOW DOWN TO THE CREATORS OF THIS SITE."
As do I. Millie killed me and Assassins literally had me in tears... They rock!
"My friends have made the story of my life."
-Helen Keller
#28re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:09pm
I'm crying from laughing so hard. The highlights (for me):
BOQ, THE TALLER-THAN-KRISTEN CHENOWETH MUNCHKIN.
Kristen, you're so beautiful. How about *I* marry you. Our kids will be seven feet tall.
KRISTEN CHENOWETH
Go suck an egg.
We are in the Minskoff Fighting Arena, home to the "MINSKOFF CURSE", which has affected financial catastrophes such as "The Scarlet Pimpernel", "Saturday Night Fever" and "Dance of the Vampires".
Idina: Somehow I got myself to the stage, came out at the end of the show, and I had some kind of closure.
Some guy: You looked great!
Idina: Thanks...I WAS SO HIGH! 8/21/05
Some guy: You looked great!
Idina: Thanks...I WAS SO HIGH! 8/21/05
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#29re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:11pm
CAROLINE, OR CRACK IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. ANY FAN OF THE SHOW MUST READ IT. IMMEDIATELY.
Alright, that's exaggerating a bit, but it's up there. 
Updated On: 9/8/04 at 11:11 PM
#30re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:22pm
Gov, I couldn't stand Caroline or Change and I thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever read so I say people should read it no matter what they think of it. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard...
CAROLINE
Oh, whoa is me, I still must do laundry.
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
#31re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:28pm
Whoa is me?
Better than woe I guess...
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#32re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:36pm
I'm a huge fan, and it's hilarious to me also.
SCENE: LAUNDRY ROOM.
REALLY ANNOYING WHITE KID
Give me back my keys!
CAROLINE
No!
REALLY ANNOYING WHITE KID
I said give me back my keys!
CAROLINE
Okay.
She hands back the keys to him.
CAROLINE
I quit.
That's basically how that scene actually goes.
#33re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/9/04 at 12:52am
IDINA MENZEL
Hey Idina, let's go see a show!
(does that bother anyone else?)
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
Iris Chacon
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/9/04
#35re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/9/04 at 4:45amthis site is by far the funniest thing ever!
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
luvWICKED416
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/15/04
#36re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/9/04 at 7:47amI could never ever admit to poking fun at Wickedm or ever saying one bad thing about the show, but that site is sooooo dam funny! Whoever writes those things, make more!
#37re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/9/04 at 8:31amHail to the writer's of this web page! I love it! It's just too funny, but sooo true!
#38re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/9/04 at 8:31amit's brilliant. The Caroline one is a masterpiece. Though it's not really poking fun out of love, you can read on this guy's blog that the show bored him. :\ Updated On: 9/9/04 at 08:31 AM
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#39re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/9/04 at 10:17am
OMG just got wind of this thread. I almost peed in my pants!!!!
#40re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 3:24pmWho could HATE Wicked =-(
"Life will be frozen peaches and cream.
Baby, dream Your Dream" ~ SC
#41re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 3:31pm
Yeah I read that about a month ago, and I kept meaning to tell everyone on this board about it.
The site is utter genious....
#42re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 3:33pmok...that made me giggle out loud!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#43re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 3:36pm
now thats funny... and i love wicked
I remain, Gentlemen,
Your obedient servant, O.G.
TheGirlinTheFrock
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/26/04
#44re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 4:02pm
"IDINA MENZEL
Hey Idina, let's go see a show!
(does that bother anyone else?) "
Haha, I noticed that too! I was like "What the..."
Though scattered and divided we are still its heart...AIDA SEPTEMBER 5th, 2004...one more longing backward glance...
I AM NOW "TGIF!"
#45re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 4:05pmI read it. It was really funny. I read about it yesterday. I also read the Millie one.
BroadwayGirl107
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/26/03
#46re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 4:06pmI posted this site for all of you last week and like two people responded...you guys are SLOW.
#47re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 4:18pmI really really wish there was a Urinetown one...I bet it would be soo good!
BroadwayGirl107
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/26/03
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#49re: for the WICKED haters!
Posted: 9/10/04 at 4:36pmDo they have one making fun of Avenue Q too?
