"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster.
"Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."
hmmm, Christine as Norma Desmond... Loved her 'As If We Never Said Goodbye' at the Kennedy Center.
Why, hello Margaret! Yes darling, half past five. Well, everyone, simply le tout Park Avenue and la creme de Hyannis! Well, the press table's going to be awfully crowded... but if you don't mind sharing a folding chair with Harper's Bazaar... Sing? Me? Heavens no, it's Edie's day, not mine... Although people can be so insistent, and I hate to disappoint. Twist my arm, blackmail me, threaten my very life, and who knows? You might get a verse of something...
Ebersole should play everything ever written. Okay, yeah, great. She just ended a tiring run in a marathon of a show. She's exhausted. She also has a family that I'm sure she'd love to spend some time with. Let's let her rest for a while before we start thinking of how great she'd be as Vera Simpson, Mama Rose, Mrs. Johnson, etc.
I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.
[turns and winks directly into the camera]
- Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock
I know it's a joke thread, and that it's been brought up before, but I think she'd be brilliant in Dear World. Maybe Encores! could do it? I find myself thinking about her in that part frequently.
Ooh! I'd also like to see her in Applause.
And while it'd be nice to see a whole production of The Grass Harp, I wouldn't need the whole thing if I could just hear her belt out "Baby Love Miracle Show."