Joey Lawrence..
Joey Lawrence..
#1Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 8:54pm
Why is he so hot on Dancing With The Stars?
The muscles. Enough said.
#2re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 9:03pm
I can't stand Mario. It looks like he's on steroids.
Joey's body actually looks real. and well.. real good.
#3re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 9:04pm"WHOA!"
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#5re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 9:31pmI want to see what he looks like with hair.
Hey Dottie!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 1/20/06
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#8re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 9:43pmThanks, but I meant the present Joey with hair.
Hey Dottie!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#11re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 10:24pmHe is HOT! He's my favorite
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#13re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 11:03pmI cannot watch DWS because it would force me to choose between two of my all-time favorite imaginary Boyfriends-- Joey and Mario.
#14re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 11:03pm
Dear Joey,
Please let me in your pants. Your wife doesn't have to know.
Thank you.
Sincerly, Ljay889.
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Broadway Star Joined: 5/29/03
#15re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/7/06 at 11:39pmSo hot!!! I have a weakness for a beautiful shaved head....not to mention a body like that.
#16re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 1:13am
Useless fact of the day: Joey Lawrence was the voice of Oliver in "Oliver and Company."
He's still hot after all these years, even without hair.
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#17re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 11:34amYes Joey is hot, but I don't like the overdone fakey tan. Enough already. He's beautiful without it. Every week he gets darker and faker looking. He's great in the movie with Jennifer Love Hewitt where he plays her gay best friend who's always heartbroken.
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#18re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 11:41amIf he could just fix the eyebrows. Too sculpted. Looks like a mannequin. With makeup, he looks like he took a brown marker and drew them on with a stencil.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#19re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 11:49amYes!! the eyebrows look so stenciled. The head veins and the eyebrows. Also, he looks at the camera instead of his partner way too much. Emmitt on the other hand, looks at his partner like he really is into her.
#20re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 11:55am
" With makeup, he looks like he took a brown marker and drew them on with a stencil."
Sounds like Mommie Dearest to me...
His eyebrows are a little too sculpted, but Jesus Christ...I am in love with him.
If he doesn't win, I will be pissed.
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#21re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 11:59am
Ugh...he shaves his armpits!
I bet his nair bills are enormous.
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#22re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 12:01pm
Yeah...the shaved pits, the sculpted eyebrows, the fake tan. All WAAAYYY too fake for me.
Although he was really hot as a teenager.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#23re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 12:03pmAnyone remember when he was on that episode of Almost Home (the revamped version of The Torkelsons) and Brittany Murphy and the other girl ripped his shirt open?
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#24re: Joey Lawrence..
Posted: 11/8/06 at 5:42pmor the episode of Brotherly Love when he posed nude for art class...
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