The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'- Page 32
The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'
#775listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 4:20pm
"Fag-splaining" is my new favorite word.
It makes me laugh just thinking about Robbie fag-splaining, say, Mitzi Gaynor.
#776listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 4:21pm
rogers', you heathen!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 9/16/14 at 04:21 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#777listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 4:28pm"Fag-splaining" made me spit Spanish racist chocolate-covered peanuts all over my keyboard!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#778listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 4:30pm
Mister Matt you are always putting Spanish things in your mouth. Haven't you learned?
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
Updated On: 9/16/14 at 04:30 PM
#779listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 4:31pm
It's totally ok if it's racist though.
You've been fag-splained.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#780listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 4:45pmI can't handle the trigger? Oooh, Papa. Pull it, pull it!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#781listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 4:50pmi am! i am! oh...wait...um...nevermind...that's mine.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#782listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 5:41pmIf ever people on this board needed to re visit some Joan Rivers clips and lighten up is RIGHT NOW!
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#783listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 6:12pmI really don't know what's worse - a song about how Joan Rivers was angel that God had to call home (!) or the two pages that followed it.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#785listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 6:16pmI watched it yesterday when Gawker called it "The Worst Joan Rivers Tribute Ever"!
#786listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 6:26pmThanks for watching it again! (Third time's the charm.)
#787listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 6:35pm
"If ever people on this board needed to re visit some Joan Rivers clips and lighten up is RIGHT NOW!"
This thread gives me infinitely more joy and amusement than she ever did!
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sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#789listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 11:07pm
OMG you guys--this might need some fag-splaining: Mitzi Gaynor and Joan Rivers together...with BOB MACKIE!
#790listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 11:19pmThe unidentified ENT who performed the unauthorized biopsy took a selfie with Joan under anaesthesia immediately before she killed her. CNN and Gawker.
#792listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/16/14 at 11:32pm
Out lesbian comic Judy Gold penned this last week, and it must be read by all the Joan Deniers.
Out lesbian comic Judy Gold (did I mention that she is a lesbian and that she is out?) says that Joan allowed "misfit girls to dream....She was sometimes vilified for saying exactly what she thought...Everything and everyone was fair game. She found humor in the most tragic, forlorn and traumatic circumstances."
This is something that the Joan Deniers deny but that out lesbian comics understand: that Joan's humor was not making fun of the misfits. It was the liberation that comes when you find humor in the what out lesbian Judy calls "the most tragic, forlorn and traumatic experiences."
CNN: Joan Rivers gave misfit girls permission to dream--by OUT LESBIAN COMIC Judy Gold
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#794listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/17/14 at 12:03am
Which leads to the logical conclusion that Joan would have found the doctor taking the selfie with her unconscious body HILARIOUS, right? But the Joan Translators will tell is why THIS is not funny but THAT is. Also, if a JT can tell me why Adele "Rolling in the Deep… fried chicken," is hilariously liberating for fat girls like Adele I am all ears.
BTW, is the same doctor that was reported earlier as being part of Joan's entourage who stepped up to do the unauthorized biopsy? Entourages are dangerous. Just ask the late Michael Jackson.
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Updated On: 9/17/14 at 12:03 AM
#795listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/17/14 at 7:49am
It was a JOKE!
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#797listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/17/14 at 8:48amThat's why Joan stopped with the Whitney Houston jokes after she died, I guess.
#798listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/17/14 at 8:55am
Sorry, I know PJ keeps writing "Joan Deniers", but I keep reading "Joan Diener", so...
Diener
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#799listen, you dumbasses
Posted: 9/17/14 at 9:26am
I love Joan Diener! There's Ed Sullivan footage of her singing Aldonza. I know I've seen it somewhere...
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