what are the dumbest lyrics you ever heard from a song heard in a play or radio- Page 2

[Gypsy2]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 2:56pm

'Tear my heart open and sew myself shut. WAAAH WAAAAH!!!'

[caitiesus1522]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 3:05pm

I don't actually know the lyrics to the one I am thinking of but

My Humps

And My Love Is Like Woah

And pretty much 90% of the crap that has been on the radio since about 1999

[BluCat500]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 3:10pm

"Its a crime to kill your kind!"-Lestat

[BroadwayGirl107]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 3:53pm

"Girls don't like boys
Girls like cars and money
Girls will laugh at boys when they're not funny"

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 4:06pm

I'm a little fish in the deep blue sea.
Won't somebody help me?

I love the song, but I can't believe someone had the balls to write it and then record it.

[MistressoftheHouse]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 4:17pm

"Meet me at the alter in your white dress
We ain't gettin' no younger girl
So we might as well do this
I'm feelin' you all the while girl
I must confess
Girl let's just get married
I just wanna get married"

That makes me want to marry Jagged Edge and Reverend Run immediately.
*rolls eyes*

[TheDewMonster]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 4:20pm

"one plus one equals two when ya wit me"
- i forget by who

one plus one always equals two asshat!

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 4:29pm

I love Simple Plan, but they have the WORST lyrics ever. This is from "Shut up."

"You think you're special/
But I know/
And I know/
And I know/
And we know/
That you're not"

Posted: 4/18/06 at 5:04pm

Simple Plan is the worst band ever.

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 5:12pm

I hate Bowling for Soup's 1985.

Bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie...

Newsflash, guys. All those people you mentioned -- with the exception of the still way in the future Nirvana -- are still around and touring.

[sweetestsiren]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 5:25pm

Oh how I hate The Music Man. Shipoopi makes me cringe. (I'm sure I'll get responses about not appreciating satire, but really, most annoying musical ever.)

Anyway, this one's kind of so bad it's good, in some bizarre way: "I love you like a fat kid love cake." - 50 Cent

Simple Plan is dreadful.

[Kringas]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 5:29pm

Speaking of number songs, Brian McKnight's "Back to One" always struck me with its insipidness.

"One, you're like a dream come true
Two, just wanna be with you
Three, girl it's plain to see
That you're the only one for me
And four, repeat steps one through three
Five, make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done
Then I'll start back at one"

How is "you're like a dream come true" a step?

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 5:33pm

Step One is noticing her...


i dunno

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 5:40pm

"My Humps" and "Harajuku Girls" make me want to kill someone. That made for some pretty tough workdays...
If I hear "Tsuupah kawaii! Tsuupah cute in Japaneeth!" one more time...

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 5:56pm

for pop music:

Sugar,Sugar by the Archies

Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to.
(I just can't believe it's true)
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.


for a musical:

Waiting and Hoping, from Napoleon: The Musical

He's getting close
I can feel it
I know that he'll arrive
He'll be along
He'll be smiling
People like him survive
I'm telling myself "Don't you worry
Somewhere out there he's alive"

Waiting and hoping
Somehow I'm coping
Seeing his face in my mind
No sense in grieving
Firmly believing
He'd never leave me behind

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 6:06pm

Any single phrase from the Trapped in the Closet serial.

Nothing even comes close.

[tagiunagi]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 6:09pm

simple plan is my life! don't diss my life!

[Atrias]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 6:15pm

From The Killers:

Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential

What?

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 6:22pm

That song "Butterfly" by Crazy Town.

Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing,
Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring.

Uh..yeah.

[children&art]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 6:34pm

Shipoopi is pure poetry, shut yo mouths.

every single lyric of every single Jerry Herman show sucks.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 6:37pm

From ANNIE GET YOUR GUN:

"Her nails'll be polished and in her hair/
She'll wear a gardenia and I'll be there"

Where will he be? In her hair?

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 6:39pm

Just turn on MTV...

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 8:16pm

At least "Trapped in the Closet" has humor potential. Well, for the first minute...

[Magical_Ms._Mistoffeles_72]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 8:24pm

"I see you looking at me like Im some kind of freak, And you like what you see, why dont you do something?" Britney Spears

Anyone else find this terribly ironic

[soapguy17]

Posted: 4/18/06 at 10:19pm

Magical_Ms._Mistoffeles I nearly puked when I first heard the song. I think the award goes to Charlotte Church for these lovely lyrics.


I like the sound of your belt dropping
Your door locking, you jangle your keys, yeah
I like the sound of your heart stopping
Of lip locking, the grazing of knees, yeah
I like the sound of skin touching
Hands fumblin', you do as you please
I like the sound of back on the wall, yeah
Shelves falling, oh yes indeed!

yep. There's more.

I love it when you call my name
Both ends of the candle burnt by the flame
Yeah I love it when you call my name

Til this day I can't get a single person to listen past the first verse.