Yes, I was there tonight. It just got out a little before 11pm and trust me, I felt every goddamn minute of it!
The show begins with a prologue delivered to the audience by Chuck Cooper. He wonders aloud to the audience, "How could the hands that enslaved so many also write the words that inspired so many other people?" Clearly subtlety was not going to be in this show's DNA. The creators decided to go more with a hit them over the head with a rubber mallet approach.
Act One was deathly dull, giving new a depth of meaning to the phrase "crashing bore." It just plodded along aimlessly and seemingly without end. Alas, it was nearly devoid of camp too. They seemed to attempt a 1776 style: focus on the book and give a history lesson. The songs reminded of the crowd scenes of A Tale of Two Cities. They didn't have the soaring bombast of a Les Miserables or Jekyll & Hyde, but rather little harpsichord type ditties that I suppose wanted to emulate Cool, Cool Considerate Men, although even to make the comparison is a grievous insult to Mr. Dickinson's number.
As tempting as it certainly was to flee at intermission, Act Two finally delivered on some of the camp that I longed for in Act One. A new character of an African Princess complicit in the slave trade is introduced and she was riot.
The score was so forgettable; tunes that went nowhere and lyrics, that while never (too) embarrassing, I suppose could kindly be called pedestrian. Some songs sorely lacked buttons leaving the audience no place to applaud, assuming they wanted to in the first place. If someone had to write this score it's a shame that it wasn't Wildhorn. He at least would have cranked out a few memorable tunes to rival the title song.
I know it was only the first preview, but most of the actors were in the out of town try-out, so I don't understand how so many of the accents were so awful. Not since Constantine's dozen or so mystery accents in the last J&H revival have I heard such distracting work. If there were 20 actors on the stage you heard 25 accents in any given scene.
In fairness to Josh Young he is saddled with a completely hateful and uninvolving character, but with that said he didn't really find any way to overcome the horrible man he was asked to play and make me feel anything for him. It was a completely cold performance, no matter how well he sings. It reminded me a little of James Barbour's character in A Tale of Two Cities, but Barbour turned a scoundrel into a lovable guy with warmth and charm.
Erin Mackey was in good voice too, but has a dull as dirt character to play. Tom Hewitt was better in Dr Zhivago, which goes to show just how dire his role is here.
Even the usually reliable Chuck Cooper struggled to make much of an impression. His part is small and his one solo isn't well-crafted. Cooper took a small role in Finian's Rainbow and really wowed with The Begat. Here he's thrown crumbs and tries his best.
Everyone (minus the aforementioned Princess) plays it pretty straight except for Chris Hoch, who plays a cartoony, mustache-twirling villain that feels like he was plucked out of some knockoff Gilbert and Sullivan piece. He's inexplicably given the final song (though not final scene) of Act One when it should so clearly go to Josh Young.
Overall it was a very unpleasant experience and I couldn't wait for it to end.
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!