Saw this last night and left at intermission (a first for me). It wasn't a mess like say BABY IT'S YOU, but it was so insanely boring, at least I had fun watching the trainwreck unravel in BABY IT'S YOU, this was just utterly boring and pointless. I can't imagine why they decided to go with Stroman as a director if this was her vision for the show, utterly uninspired. The scenes just kind of sit there, the jokes don't land, the scenes are over before anything interesting happens, the musicals numbers come and go, none of them (in the first act anyway) actually do anything to flesh out the characters, advance the plot, or something. The cast tries, but they just end up (I assume per Stroman and Allen's request) playing the parts exactly like their film counterparts. I thought the score was terrible, obviously not the songs themselves, but the way in which they are "incorporated" (they aren't). It reminded me so much of Woody Allen's cringing EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU. I was so disappointed since I had been looking forward to this show for so long. A wasted opportunity. And yes, it's impossible to watch it and not feel like the show screams for an original score, and certainly a different director.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"